August

[starsailores]

neil abram josten being the most unhinged narrator of all time: a compilation

[chrisevansnipple]

Maybe the real superhell was the show all along

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family

[crinosg]

Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,

*During House assigning*

Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday *begins to get up*

Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.

*Later at Slytheren dorm*

Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little...

Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?

Draco:...Yes mum.

*Later in potions class*

Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.

Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.

Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.

Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.

Snape:..... Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.

Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*

Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is...

Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*

Snape:....Something you should work on in the future.

*Later*

Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?

Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.

Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.

[randomslasher]

This is one of those posts I'm going to watch for hopefully in future to see what awesome new additions it gets. Go on Tumblr, be brilliant!

[teethkeeper]

please keep me informed as well

[injuries-in-dust]

I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.

Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.

Harry: but father, everyone says he's trying to kill me.

Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.

Harry: thank you, father.

[im-forever-a-fangirl]

XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.

Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?

[injuries-in-dust]

Gomez with a sword

Mortitia with man eating plants

Pugsley with explosives

Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!

A death eater turns a corner and she's inexplicably there with a cannon!

[koffinrott]

Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)

[saidebanks]

Just...just all of this... Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children? Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it. Harry: Only a little! Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!

[dianamoonposts-deactivated20240]

All the yes

[duhultimatenerd97-deactivated20]

How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant

[injuries-in-dust]

When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!

And they start calling him "cousin Remus" before the end of the second week.

[lyrslair]

Hagrid, of course, is always welcome in their house along with any creatures he’s adopted and needs to hide from the authorities.

[randomslasher]

Well done, Tumblr. You did not disappoint me.

[zsww-moved-to-pillowfort-deacti]

Yibo for VogueFilm

[loopnoid]

your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈

[7moved-deactivated20201204]

hi!! reminder that if you’re an aro/ace exclusionist i don’t want you following me, aromantic and asexual people have a place in this community!!

[certifieddeity]

As someone with an ace roommate who endlessly feels invalid, kindly ✨fuck off✨if you exclude aro/ace

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Laziness Does Not Exist Devon Price

[frawgs]

i miss in elementary when youd sit on the floor in front of a girl and shed ask to braid your hair .. nothing is more gentle than that

[winepresswrath]

One thing I really, really love about The Untamed is how the characters are often simultaneously being pushed in the same direction by the best and the worst of themselves. Jiang Cheng wants Wei Wuxian to stop it with the heroics because Jiang Cheng has a genuinely shitty world view in which people who are not his/his responsibility are not worth very much, but also Jiang Cheng wants Wei Wuxian to cut it out with the heroics because he loves him and finds the extent to which he does not prioritize his own safety and well being alarming and upsetting. Wei Wuxian believe that it’s always on him to throw himself in harm’s way to protect other people because he’s a genuinely wonderful person who believes deeply in the inherent worth of his fellow humans, because he has been taught to devalue himself, and also because he kind of does believe that he’s more competent and capable than everyone around him and doesn’t really need other people to succeed. Yanli prioritizes her little brothers over everything else and cuts them endless amounts of slack because she loves them very much but also because she’s been taught that it’s her job to get in between them and the consequences of their choices and minimize any negative feelings they might have about those consequences. I love them all so much.

[exgynocraticgrrl-archive-deacti]

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

[literatenonsense]

see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

[rifa]

How come I didn’t know this

Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[moonkitty]

WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD

[moonkitty]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rubykgrant]

you just gotta figure out how to do the mitten thing! (everybody does it differently, so whatever works for you)

make a little mitten shape, a bump for the big thumb muscle, a line for where you want to knuckles to be (and where the fingers end), and you can work out how the hand does hand things~

you can make them more simple or more real, however you want! hands are weird, so don’t worry if they keep looking wrong for a while, once you figure out what works for you, it’ll click. If you practice like 10 or-so basic hand shapes, you can make slight variations on all those, and 10 turns into 20 different hand poses~

Good luck, you can do it, practice until you find your groove, hands are stupid, don’t worry if they don’t look right!

[moonkitty]

you are a fucking saint x2

[rainbrella]

secret mountain rendezvous

[marauders4evr]

Okay, so I just got shampoo in my eye (luckily my blind eye; it could have been a lot worse) and as I was grabbing said part of my face in complete agony, it hit me…that’s exactly how Zuko got his scar. Not the ‘shampoo’ bit, the ‘grabbing the face’ bit. Ozai put his hand to Zuko’s face is what I’m getting at.

I guess part of me always knew that, because his scar does look a lot like a handprint:

But still, whenever I thought about the agni kai, I’d imagine Ozai standing over his thirteen-year-old son and firing haphazardly like:

But no, I think he brings his hand right up to Zuko’s face. 

Which would explain, you know, this:

At first, I thought that he backhanded Zuko, like Azula does here.

But when I looked up these photos, it hit me (no pun intended) that we’ve probably seen the exact move that Ozai made:

Just at a different angle, because I imagine that he was standing over Zuko, due to the whole symbolism of height differences.

Still, I think he slowly brought his fire-encased hand up to Zuko’s face and held it there, burning him, just like he was about to do with Aang. The difference being that Aang is able to deflect the attack:

Which he was able to do, because he learned from Zuko.

I swear this show has more circles than a cheese grater…

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[lovelessblade]

The more time that passes the funnier this gets because a lot of people won’t understand it.

[faaavor-right]

I lost the game

[autisticxprowl-deactivated20201]

I lost the game.

[butterflyinthewell]

You lost the game.

[dechart]

aw man it’s been a while since i lost the game

[optimalmongoose3]

Fuck I lost the game

[2-point-5]

f u c k

[sobichen]

A CQL ALIGNMENT CHART— but it’s all Wei Wuxian

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

i’m going to be at the festival of the photocopier zine fair in melbourne in a couple of weeks and so i’m finally gonna write and illustrate a zine about the only harry potter discourse i care about