Guilty Pleasures

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"verify it's you with a one-time passcode!" "verify it's you with an email link!" "verify it's you by posting your asscheeks to our server!" can i just use a password. christ

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ginny-lala]

[brian-kinney-apologist]

I'M SEATED. THE THEATER EMPLOYEES ARE SCARED AND ASKING ME TO LEAVE BECAUSE IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED FILMING YET BUT I'M SIMPLY TOO SEATED

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[videntefernandez]

[luminarywaves]

Re reading the original hunger games is so funny bcus katniss can literally read haymitch's mind like what. I'm dying of thirst but haymitch hasn't sent me water, that must mean that there's some nearby!! And one kiss is one pot of broth!! Like she even acknowledges that it's strange when she's like oh to peeta this would just be a pot of broth. Haymitch will give her one look and katniss knows immediately what he means and she's right every time

Meanwhile peeta is like your dress really suits you and you look nice :) and katniss is like he's trying to kill me

[lobsterflaws]

[jartita-me-teneis]

[rcmclachlan]

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[libraryfag]

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

[officialfist]

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

[nemesisdub]

This your cousin? What team is he in?

[bakelite-bliss]

Our cousin

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

[teaboot]

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

[teaboot]

Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[fandom-man]

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack