You Are My Sunshine

Maggie | 30 | She/Her Bi | I love deer and other things

[eldritchbauble]

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

[eldritchbauble]

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[ozempicofficial]

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch-deactivated20260709]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[exhaustedcatgirl]

Frankly, I think companies presenting basic health and consumer safety information as "boring," "uncool," and "not worth your care" should carry a hefty fine based on the revenue that company generates

[boobachu]

The lameo gay crap we're legally forced to tell you: You may die of diseentary

[mizuthe-cat]

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

[starrose17]

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[furryprovocateur]

i hope that bi woman and her boyfriend ruin pride for 23000 people

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]