The myriad of problems life has given me @cevicheslut - Tumblr Blog

the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’

assiraphales

like fr fr

je-blauge

Man, I kinda wanna be like Silence Brand! but unfortunately "Yascar" is like really, really funny

greelin

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

greelin

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

greelin

all part of the plan

jewishevelinebaker

airsignz

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disruptor

anyway, happy pride

geniusoflove

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

lovingjoana

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

geniusoflove

thanks for laughing anyway

vicholas

why did no one tell me that the full context of “Sasuke snapped back. ‘Anyway, what’s Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?” was so fucking funny

cherrybeez

happy pride month

thefearofcod

do they warn trans girls about boob sweat? girls did they warn you

thefearofcod

i have learned three things since making this post!

nobody gets warned about boob sweat

lots of people callin themselves “biological females” alien grown in a jar ass shit. blocked

really nice cis guys warning trans guys about ball sweat! but um do you think trans men grow balls? please tell me you do not think trans men grow balls! Please

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...we don't?

wandering-witch-boy

I’m so sorry friend mutual that you had to find out this way ….

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kendallroynsfw

my mom makes background stories for all of her animal crossing villagers and she has, inexplicably, determined that pietro had a wife who died mysteriously. so she put a tombstone outside his house because he “moves her body with him from island to island”. i asked her to elaborate. she will not.

kendallroynsfw

i just asked if she thinks he killed his wife. the answer: “I don’t know. I just know he loved her very much. He loved her very much. Maybe a little too much. I don’t know.”