we need to talk about kevin (day)

maisy | old blog: ravens-play-exy-too | she/her | maisy_daisy on ao3 | yeah i wrote that one dark academia kandreil fic whoops

[chai-and-cherries]

Arms Spread Wide by maisy_daisy for Gerifalte

Written for the @aftg-mixtape 2023.

Complete | 40k | Kevin Day/Neil Josten

No matter who we were, who we’d become, I’d find you. Hunt you down. Make you stay.

It sounded selfish. It sounded brutal.

He prayed for it anyway.

[onetwothreemany]

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

[chai-and-cherries]

so status update. i took a sudden, unplanned hiatus for the last few months and to be honest, i am not completely sure how active i will be here anymore. i have been going through a lot of life changes, many of which are nowhere near through (many good changes! just lots to keep up with). i hope to keep writing on the side, for stress relief if anything, so i may randomly drop things on ao3 and you’ll see me there. i have part 2 of god loves you but not enough to save you practically complete but have held off posting for life reasons. i hope all the little people in my phone have been doing okay, and i hope to be more active again one day but just wanted to clarify i am still alive lmao.

[d1pnd0t]

‼️ boys kissing (and they’re in love) ‼️

[sgt-celestial]

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

[sgt-celestial]

Bibliography

dykeparasite (2023) Barbie (2023) is to she/theys what The Lego Movie (2014) is to he/theys. I can’t explain it but it’s TRUE., Tumblr. Available at: https://dykeparasite.tumblr.com/post/714005432703877120 (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

finalgrrrl (2022) don't ask me why but mlm belong in dark academia and wlw belong in cottagecore, Tumblr. Available at: https://www.tumblr.com/finalgrrrl/681884740465360896/this-post-is-killing-me-what-in-the-patriarchy?source=share (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Joke (2023) Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation. Available at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Lavigne, A. (2010) Avril Lavigne - SK8ER BOI (official video), YouTube. YouTube. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

[was-mossy-fae]

fuck it!

POSSUM ON A ROOMBA 

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[my-taste-in-music]

I keep seeing barbie blorbo memes saying “this ken is a mass murderer” “this ken does drugs” “this ken is so special” like no you don’t understand. Gender is irrelevant. If your blorbo is special and unique your blorbo by definition is a barbie, not a ken.

[thickness-protection-program]

Trees don't serve cunt

Think before you post

[lonetravelertheory]

[thiefking]

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

[thiefking]

observe:

"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue

"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need

[child0fcain]

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[feenyxblue]

No, no, no!

This is April 19 on the Julian Calendar.

The real bread day is on April 7th

[super-sootica]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

idc I love when people tag my posts with the most layered convoluted fandom nonsense I will never understand like "this is just like jumbo ferriswheel in season 5 with the cube reactor" yeah I bet. love you

[byjove]

What if there was a immature young man who worked as a cook in a fast food restaurant and could not get a driver’s license despite his best efforts? Now imagine he is a sponge.

[crimzonquazar]

[moniquill]

[leghorn]

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what