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I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

princesssokphanny

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

fightingmongoose

Even the Moon’s like “Happy Pride y’all!”

tomb-mold

so many times you will hear a woman tell a little anecdote about her boyfriend/husband and its just him being an absolute fucking bastard. but you cant tell her to kill him. you cant. they dont thinjk its funny

tall

greelin

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

memeuplift

abigail

miffy cake that i made (a little bit early) for my birthday

overclassy

pangur-and-grim

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

pangur-and-grim

softpng

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

victusinveritas

black-crested-jaybird

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

37q

antisocial-transfag

tags by nothorses

succubusboyfriend

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

succubusboyfriend

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!