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While seasonally depressed, I have gotten back into doing stuff creatively.

For example, I have embroidered "baby need smoko" on a bag for a friend's birthday

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@bovineblogger

#embroidery #baby need smoko

nonlynear

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

hi-im-cy

[suddenly disassociating] my associations...

cephalopodie

[suddenly disguised] my guises….

transfemlancer

[suddenly disappointed] my appoints...

buggyhuman

[suddenly disgusted] my gusts...

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

the-marxist-mash

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

fagenthusiast

herpsandbirds

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

westformiles

@onenicebugperday

!!!

ihasafandom

wasp blep

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

galaxylemonroll

How could you leave this in the tags!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that's the beta testing stage

rabbiteclair

The median artery is an artery that is occasionally found in humans and other animals. [1] It is present in 35% of individuals born in the late 20th century. [2]

occasionally I'm reminded that biology just sucks to think about

rabbiteclair

patients often experience disruptions to splenic development during embryogenesis, resulting in an overall lack a spleen (asplenia) or development of many spleens (polysplenia)

hey what the fuck

rabbiteclair

people are like 'aspects of biology and human anatomy need to be nearly delineated and sorted into distinct boxes' and then actual biology is like 'roll 2d3+2 to determine how many artery branches your cerebrum has'

strattseva

In my degree (Human Anatomy), in our final year we had an entire module dedicated to human variation.

We learned that some humans are born mirrored. Their heart is on the right, their liver in their left, etc. Sometimes only a few organs are flipped which can present problems. Other times the person might have no idea until they seek medical advice for unrelated issues.

We learned that only a very small amount of blood vessels are genetically programmed to grow where they're meant to, and the rest get built as your body grows from embryo-size, blood vessels form where blood vessels are needed. Everyone's vein patterns are really different as a result, more individual than fingerprints.

We learned that kidneys and spleens have a high amount of variation.

We learned that pelvic bone structure is at most an indication of what sex/gender the person might have been, with at least 4 different types of pelvic shape, and none of them confined to only biologically male or female people.

The year before we had already seen this in action during dissection classes, where no two bodies looked the same, and none of them looked like the pictures in the textbooks.

The real world is messy. Science is messy, biology is messy, anatomy is messy. You learn about statistical averages in school and if you keep getting educated after school you'll learn that it is never that simple.

languageoclock

everyone so busy arguing abt how to conjugate “yeet” in german while completely ignoring the fact that the very concept simply cannot exist in germany. if a bitch empty… you take her to the pfandautomat

porcupine-wth-a-pencil

Durch generative KI geht uns eine ganz bestimmte Kunstform verloren: "beschissene" Flyer für irgendwelche Events. Ich bin todernst mit euch. Lieber habe ich irgendwas von einem "IT" Ingo (der diesen Spitznamen auch nur hat, weil er im Dorf der einzige mit einem PC ist) der sich halt ein bisschen "austobt" und ein Ergebnis abliefert, das aussieht als hätte jemand einen Regenbogen draufgedurchfallt, als so ein KI-Bild. In eins ist Arbeit reingeflossen und es hat eine Seele, das andere ist realsprech einfach für die Tonne. Und idk irgendwie bin ich auch sehr nostalgisch für diese Art Flyer!

(selbst erstelltes Beispielbild für was ich in etwa mit "beschissenen" Flyer meine, ich hatte echt mies spaß bei der Erstellung )

recklessmoss

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

recklessmoss

please this is SO funny

recklessmoss

HUH?!

bigbadbutch

guccifloralsuits

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

desk-drawerr

He eat a nemon

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

stalkingchair

This is brainwashing propaganda

yuttikkele

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

self-made-purgatories

watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing

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yuttikkele

I DIDN’T KNOWWWW

alexis-royce

I love how this functions as peer review. Modern researchers have still been able to replace past results. These bitches gay.

fortunatelychaoticphantom

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.