[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[theconcealedweapon]

[nando161mando]

They aren't wrong

[caats]

[catchymemes]

[hauni23]

SailorMoon ×Sanrio Characters

[catchymemes]

[nem23]

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[allpiesforourown]

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

[nerdygaymormon]

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

(X) (X)

ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

[guerrillatech]

[liberalsarecool]

Capitalist propaganda is manifest.

[jeoel]

what i do is none of my business

[catchymemes]

[theharbringerofchaos]

[angelicdewdrop]

[unsubconscious]

Alai Ganuza, Pink Bathroom Oil on canvas, 30 x 30cm

[markv5]

Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

[krittyko]

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”