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@theartofmadeline
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Seasonal affective disorder havers how are we all coping
[ID: Two versions of the cat screaming at food bowl meme. The first has a clock showing 4pm and is captioned "WHY IS IT NIGHTTIME". The second has a November calendar and is captioned "WHY IS IT TEMPERATURES".]
I love how perfectly like clockwork this returns every November. Good morning northern hemisphere take your vitamin D
Seasonal affective disorder havers how are we all coping
[ID: Two versions of the cat screaming at food bowl meme. The first has a clock showing 4pm and is captioned "WHY IS IT NIGHTTIME". The second has a November calendar and is captioned "WHY IS IT TEMPERATURES".]
I love how perfectly like clockwork this returns every November. Good morning northern hemisphere take your vitamin D
Jane:youre scamming him?
Roxy: i was thinking more like flat out stealing from him
Jane: what no way
Roxy: why not we already stole Frigglish
Jane: no we didnt frigglish is sentient now he can do what he wants
frigglish: I want to steal
I saw a weird meme in a dream I had recently, so I had to recreate it
TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW
Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.
I ship it
You ship what???
Him and The Wasp??
The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.
You know, in the "very eager to use a socially unacceptable skill to save Falin" camp, her and Laios are rather alike
I feel like I'm going insane. Multiple massacres in Gaza right now and no one is paying attention.
^^^ Tonight alone, many people in Gaza are reporting carpet bombing that "rivals the first days of the war" and it has been going on for days now. Thousands are forcefully displaced. The thing every reporter is saying right now is that the streets are filled with people because "nobody knows where to go. No Place is safe"
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ROSE: Okay, so my first wish is for 1,000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Um.
ROSE: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself. I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: ......Okaaayyy?? ?....
ROSE: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Rose. Rosie. Rosie Rose Rose. You know I'm not a fucking genie, right?
ROSE, continuing on without a care: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.
how do you tell if a boy likes you?
U just gotta ask 'em, man. Boys are stupid as shit, I'm not even kidding.
aren't you one though
I am giving you the inside scoop
Help me evacuate #Gaza
I have only £20
Donate for me if you can, please 🙏🇵🇸
The link:
My name is Khaled Altaban. I'm a 24 years old Palestinian from Ga… Khaled Altaban needs your support for Help Khaled evacuate Gaza and get
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Please help Khaled, a mechanical engineer, evacuate to safety and complete his master’s degree!!! This campaign still needs massive support
Currently £90 raised of £10,000 goal as of July 5!
dirk has DID you wont change my mind
do lesbians deserve rights
I think so, but perhaps a different set of rights than mine. Like maybe lesbians are allowed to own semiautomatic rifles, but they can’t drink my Diet Coke, or something
This is actually perfect because I don't like Diet Coke
The Queen of all Lesbians has spoken.
Its a baby with a gun!
Baby with a gun!
Store Employee: Would Mr. Strider Come To The Front Desk, Please? Mr. Strider To The Front Desk.
Dave: is there a problem?
Store Employee, pointing to Terezi and Karkat: I Believe They Belong To You?
Karkat: HEY DAVE.
Terezi: D4V3, W3 GOT LOST :[
Dave: i came here alone, how the fuck did you two get here
Meulin: SO DID YOU LIKE RATATOUILLE?
Damara: リングイネがセックスをするとき、ネズミが彼を支配していると思いますか?
Meulin: (^o_o^)
*Aradia and Terezi just chilling, having a friendly flarp session without a single damaged organ or broken bone*
Aradia: Hey rez? what do you think vrisk and tav are doing?
Terezi: HM, 1 DONT KNOW, L3TS HOP3 TH3YR3 BOTH 4L1V3.
*Cut to Tavros and Vriska, Vriska half on top of Tavros in some wrestling position, putting him in a headlock. Tavros is squirming and biting her arm under her*
Vriska: SAY LUSUS!!!!!!!! 8ITCH8OY!!!!!!!!
Tavros: nEVERRRR!!!!!!!
ROSE: My wife is sitting and doodling in a My Little Pony coloring book with our two-year-old grub.
ROSE: She drew a blue sun, and our daughter colored over it with red crayon.
ROSE: She proceeded to say “Now Its A Red Dwarf And It Has Incinerated Everyone In Its Solar System”
ROSE: Our child nodded solemnly.
