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@chaoticandproud
Volám všechny obrozence!
Prosimvás kde máme všechny fanfikce na Rendyho/Jáchyma z SCU (Snowboarďáci Cinematic Universe) který samozřejmě musej existovat?
To s tím ještě nikdo nepřišel? To by se mělo napravit a to tak, že rychle!
Vždyť ty AUs se píšou sami!
Life hack to leave kudos on a fic you've already read: forget that AO3 logged you out and accidentally leave kudos as a visitor.
Wait does tumblr in Czech look like cumblr
Okay straight up. C and Č are kind of two different letters and since Czech Republic and czech language are actually Česká republika, čeština, the term for czech tumblr is čumblr, but honesly. Yeah. It is. It is cumblr. We have to live with that. It is funny.
Všichni: Nemůžeš slyšet obrázky.
Já:
Vždycky poznám že se blíží Vánoce když mi na tumblr začnou znovu chodit upozornění na tenhle příspěvek ❤️ Šťastné a veselé vážení! A hlavně to zlatý prasátko ❤️
Vážení a milí, už je to tu zas ❤️
Už mi zase chodí upozornění na tenhle post, takže Veselé Vánoce ❤️🎄
oznámení pro čumblr cosplayery
máte nějakej supr čupr cosplay a chtěli byste si ho nechat pořádně nafotit? mám pro vás jedinečnou nabídku!
momentálně nabízím pro cosplayery balíčky za symbolickou cenu, a to 6 fotek za 500,- (protože si chci rozšířit portfolio o cosplay fotky, doteď jsem fotila hlavně klasický portréty)*
ukázka mých existujících cosplay fotek v postu, mojí klasickou práci si pro referenci můžete prohlédnout tady
(*focení proběhne v praze a okolí / bez velkých editů jako že vám hoří oheň v ruce, něco kolem vás lítá a tak / pokud byste si pak vybrali a chtěli víc fotek, dají se dokoupit)
pokud budete mít zájem, ozvěte se mi klidně taky na tumblr, budu se těšit! 💚
Ten talent 😙👌
Všichni: Nemůžeš slyšet obrázky.
Já:
Vždycky poznám že se blíží Vánoce když mi na tumblr začnou znovu chodit upozornění na tenhle příspěvek ❤️ Šťastné a veselé vážení! A hlavně to zlatý prasátko ❤️
Vážení a milí, už je to tu zas ❤️
I thought there were no heros left in this world
You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
There are no Gods here
This is Hell's territory and I am beholden to no Gods
I have been through Hell and come out singing
God's dead and soon we will be too
God wishes he were me
You cannot kill me in a way that matters
Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
Do I look like the kind of man who dies?
Take this gift, for the Gods sure won’t
Bury me shallow, I'll be back
Všichni: Nemůžeš slyšet obrázky.
Já:
Vždycky poznám že se blíží Vánoce když mi na tumblr začnou znovu chodit upozornění na tenhle příspěvek ❤️ Šťastné a veselé vážení! A hlavně to zlatý prasátko ❤️
Picture this: it is a normal Thursday, 7pm. You are going home from work. Sitting on a tube you hear a giggle. You look up to see a young girl with headphones on speaking to someone. She seems cheerful. Happy. You wonder what she could be talking about. And then you hear her say the sentence.
And that's how you find out the Queen of England just died.
Do you ever just do a cover of a song from your favourite childhood movie and then leave it be for two years and then randomly decide to actually post it? Anyone? No? Just me?
Never mind! Here is a cover of Free from Barbie as The Princess and The Pauper (arguably the best Barbie movie, I will fight you on this).
Enjoy!
(sounds the best with headphones 😉)
Them: doing tasks without difficulty Me: f(d#)
brought to you by @chaoticandproud and yours truly ✌
everyone has to put their username in this and show what they got please and thank you :•)
I don’t really know what I expected but I don’t, actually, like this.
Bonus content:
Not as bad, I think.
hm i guess thats more or less what one would expect :/
this time it gets it
bonus sideblogs
y'know when I straight up told an ai to generate eldritch beings I honestly expected worse
the funny part is this literally looks like the area i live (or near it at least) even though it’s not related to that at all
I’m not sure why it decided to split most of the images up into more images, but these are horrifying, thanks!
You know what. Yeah.
Tumblerníci, potřebuji radu zdejšího lidu!
Jak byste přeložili "yassification"?
(A ne, "yassifikace" mi nestačí ani náhodou!)
S @tired-eyes-cold-as-ice jsme to vymyslely: vyfikundace.
✨WHO'S READY FOR MORE CRINGE EDGELORD POETRY✨
I Am Rotting and This Is Deep
Rotting, rotting, rotting. I am rotten—a greyish husk. A shrivelled corpse that missed its last call. Living off borrowed time, rotting away. Always rotting, rotting, rotting. Slowly, surely, steadily—not fast enough. Not gone, just barely there. Rotting in the corner, out of sight. Slowly, surely, quietly—secretly enough. No one needs to know. My body is rotten. My mind— decayed. I make myself sick. I rot away in broad daylight. Unseen. I hide my rotten flesh behind a smile. Effortless. This corpse has learned to smile well. Enough. Worry not. I will rot away quietly, lest it might upset you. This corpse is polite after all.
Look, you can't post your edgy poem at half past eleven PM and then expect my sleep deprived brain to not come up with a whole new thing based on said poem.
That's not how this works.
The polite corpse is one that rots away from eyes in hidden spots It hides it's flesh behind a smile quite effortlessly for a while It rots away In daylight broad Unseen by all A decaying fraud Body - rotten Mind - decayed It makes her sick Her time delayed Noone knows Cause noone needs A rotten book that noone reads In the corner Out of sight Slowly, surely, quite all right Not all gone just barely there rotting, rotting without care I am rotten—a greyish husk. A shrivelled corpse that missed its dusk. Living off a borrowed time, rotting away, no bell, no chime.
It is 2am, I am brain-dead and therefore it is the perfect time for me to add to this, don't you think?
I am half dead
Half alive
It is rotten
Where i thrive
Smell of decay
Feel of rot
You would think
That i forgot
But i do
Remember still
How it was
And how it will
I remember
All the same
What to a rose
Is a name
Just as sweet
It would still smell
The same story
It would tell
Yet every rose
Will rot too
There is nothing
You can do
Decay consumes
Every cell
It will consume
You as well
She is coming
She is near
You have no reason
To fear
For she was
She is
She will
She is coming
Just keep still.
what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays
blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels
blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories
von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel
Don Blorbo from my opera
błórbżo from my polish poetry
blorbocles from my ancient greek epics
Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels
Blorbio from my early modern plays
Assembling some more from the notes:
And the kicker:
Blorbík from czech Čtyřlístek and Večerníček bedtime stories❤️
the inner machinations of @chaoticandproud 's mind are an enigma
I SAID what I SAID and I will NOT apologize. I stand by that.
