Welcome To My Current Hyperfixation

Beck. Queer. They/She. Literally just a mess.

[lazybakerart]

romanticizing the unhealthiest and most fucked up fictional relationships and characters because i have free will and it’s fun

[plant-dragon]

the fact that sam hand no hand mark or anything after cas pulled him out of hell proves that deans was totaly optional and healable, cas just wanted to claim his man

[endless-yapping]

[fnordseer5]

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

[anarqueeen]

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

[rsquared314]

[45percenterthen]

"sexual assault allegations can ruin a man's career" they don't even ruin his career when he's found liable

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

[hee-blee-art]

clingy angel

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[snowsmoked]

While I have no proof, I fully believe that the Metros heard that Shane was dating Rose Landry and went ohhhh. Rose is Lily. That makes sense, two flower names. A secret name for his secret celebrity girlfriend.

Following this, a lot of them (because stupid) continue to believe that Rose was Lily even after Shane and Ilya are outed. And this little rumor spreads, because hockey players are a bunch of gossipers who are very excited to jump on the narrative of Shane cheating on Hollywood darling Rose Landry with evil bisexual Ilya to vilify him.

Ilya hates it, but Shane just finds it a little funny. He's passed giving a fuck what other people think of his private life. Sometimes he even jokingly calls Rose 'Lily' to get a rise out of Ilya.

This, of course, backfires majorly when Ilya shares that a concerningly large portion of the Raiders believed (and probably still do) that 'Jane' is Sveta's 'English name'.

After that, Shane puts out a very polite but firm social media post about how difficult it is for closeted queer people and shares a (completely random) anecdote about having to use the fake names of Jane/Lily throughout their early years with a link to help resources at the Irina Foundation.

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign

[anatovrocktail]

They have encountered Mr Bolly.

Owned by a local cafe/small art gallery owner/art teacher/with 30 years hindsight should've been on a register, Mr Bolly was a Labrador x Great Dane in all the worst ways.

He was built like a tank lab but great dane sized, still thought he was a lap dog despite weighing more than 12 year old me, ate EVERYTHING, loved water and was a massive wuss that would body slam sideways at approximately 40mph if a squirrel looked at him funny.

My first paid job was walking him and walking stallions past mares in season was less nerve wracking.

[drulalovescas]

THE DIFFERENCE

[emmiegoesinsane]

shane when he joins the ottawa centaurs:

[hbomb5000-blog]

They'll say I'm nuts if I talk about the existence of you

For a moment I was heaven struck

[turing-tested]

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

[turing-tested]

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

[asymbina]

This is fucking wild

[lesbianredpanda]

[professorsparklepants]

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

[mananabuffins]

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me: