Chaotic Gerblin

Don’t super know what to put here. We’re a disabled system looking for more friends feel free to DM

[chaoticgerblin]

I haven’t used tumblr in fucking years except to look for art but tbh im reading lycanthropy and other chronic illness (omg is autocorrect worse on here somehow or am I crazy) and im inspired to try again. So this is an intro post I guess?? Idk. We’re a plural system…. Idk we like shit?? We have a lot of batfam fictives (like literally 4 Jason Todd’s lmao) and we also like Percy Jackson, good omens…. Idfk. This isn’t very sensical my sincerest apologies idek exactly who I am right now (tho i feel tim-ish) even. Should we tag who’s posting when we post? Would that be useful here? We do it elsewhere I guess I’ll do it

-mushy tim(?)

[cooltrainersunny]

This is basically what happened right

[iivynessa]

She looked like a wild thing. She was more than a person - she was an idea, given flesh and kevlar and a willingness to fight. She was Gotham’s counter-strike; every teenage girl rising above, freed.

for @yellowocaballero's fic New Wave

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[treecitysessions]

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

[treecitysessions]

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[feefal]

Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content

[robs-your-robins]

I want Bruce to have a panicked parent moment when one of the Robins goes missing and he didn't notice straight away because he was too engrossed in working or what's going on around him and forgetting all his training in favour of pure panic. I mean, have you ever lost a kid after you took your eye off of for a second and they are going?

The first time it happens, Dick is Robin after a month or so and he goes missing on patrol. As in, Dick was standing right beside him and Bruce looked away for a heartbeat and when he looks back, he's gone. Cue Bruce abandoning the steak-out to search for him, panic taking over and he's stumbling blind in the rain, searching for the barest hint to where the little fella has gone. He finds Dick a little distance away practising some backflips and for a second, Dick thinks he's going to get yelled at but Bruce just scoops him up and squeezes him so tight that Dick swears his eyes popped.

Jason was warned to stick by Bruce at any given moment unless directed to be away. Bruce is helping the GCPD clearing out some cartel's base and he's mid explanation when he realises that Jason isn't beside him or at his post. The detective is pissed as fuck when Batman whirls away to start looking for Robin. Jason was actually crouching under a squad car trying to coax a kitten out from under it. Bruce needs to step away for an entire second. Gordon lends him a cigarette.

Steph is never where Bruce expects her to be. Bruce gets mad but if she is somewhere he can see her clearly, he will usually restrain himself. But after taking down a drug ring in a battle that's bloody and quick, Bruce goes to say something to Steph but she's nowhere to be found. Bruce goes stumbling to where he last saw her, all sorts of terrible images flashing before his eyes only to find her swinging upside down from her grappling line to spook him. Bruce lets her have it, his words laced with anger but driven by fear and for a second, Steph is so sure he's about to tell her to take a hike but then he hugs her tight and tells her never, never to do that again.

Bruce realising that Tim is missing after an attack at the Watchtower and he's nowhere to be seen. He's searching every room and chamber, ignoring the assurances that are uttered around him until he finds the little guy (the little guy is actually a 14 year old but giving the situation people cut him slack) helping one of his teammates. Bruce is embarrassed a little but everybody had seen that he was panicked enough that he has the cowl slipped off and he was calling Robin by his real name. And the fear and panic in his voice? Too raw for anybody to poke fun of.

When it comes to Damian, Bruce thinks he can't be scared again. He's an OG at this, his kids have been scaring him for over a decade now, there's nothing they can do. But Damian goes missing after they bust one of the warehouses down by the wharf. And there's no sign of him. Bruce is surrounded by cops and dealers, he can't call out for his son, his boy who the last time he saw had been limping after a blow and he's... he's over there, arguing with one of the cops who wanted to send off the dealer's dogs to the pound.

[villiarty]

SUPERMAN (2025) — Gag Reel

[starbird-blue]

The Jason Todd version of “who did this to you?”

[socksfersale]

jason dunking fatson

i can't stop thinking about fatson todd. I want to punt kick him so bad (endearing)

[decayawayy]

panel redraw they are so special to me

[thecollectibles]

Art by Akbar Ulan

[nina-s0]

Bruce also does the parent thing whilst texting btw.

--

Bruce: he is here.

Tim: who?

Tim: hello?

Tim: WHO IS HERE? SHOULD I CHANGE INTO RED ROBIN OR NOT?

(Jason came for dinner)

--

Bruce: It is over.

Dick: what is over? Is the world over?

Dick: Bruce!?

(The league meeting ended)

--

Bruce: it has all gone to plan.

Clark: uh what?

Clark: Batman? Bruce Wayne? Bruce!?

Clark: please don't tell me you've gone evil and are planning to take over the world :(

(Clarks surprise birthday party on the watchtower was all set up)

--

Bonus, where daimian who had never used a phone before in his life, also texts like bruce:

Damian: Do not come home

Jason: ...

Jason: why?

Damian: Do not come home.

(He wanted to meet up with Jason on patrol)

[robs-your-robins]

Similar to what I've said about The Riddler, Poison Ivy has probably such an up and down relationship with the Robins because they are all such different personalities and she's just never really sure if they're fucking with her.

Dick: *strung upside down with vines*

Batman: *strung upside down with vines*

Dick: Holy Hydrangeas Batman!

Ivy, grinding her teeth: For the last goddamn time. It. Is. Mint.

Dick:

Dick: Holy Minty Fresh Feeling Bat-

Batman: For the last time, shut the fuck up, Robin. She's going to bust my other rib.

Ivy: It's too late Robin, Batman is under the control of my lilacs. He cannot hear you, so twitter away, little bird.

Jason: Oh that's what lilacs looks like.

Ivy: what?

Jason: It's Jane Austen's favourite flower. I thought they were just purple, you know, lilac. But these are blue and pink?

Ivy: Uh, yeah. Lilacs can be white too.

Jason: So cool. Do you know they belong to the olive family? And they symbolise first love?

Ivy: You know what, you can have Batman back for that. I'm actually impressed.

Tim: Hi, Miss Ivy, look I get that you're doing a whole thing here, drowning Wayne Enterprises in moss and yeah, total respect but could you maybe do this tomorrow?

Ivy: I'm reclaiming the earth one high rise at a time here Robin. Mother Earth is dying.

Tim: Again, total respect but I got this science test tomorrow and I still have zero idea about the difference between thylakoids and chloroplasts in relation to photosynthesis-

Ivy, sighing: Have you a notebook?

Tim: What?

Ivy: Mother Earth doesn't have all night, Robin. Do you have a notebook?

Tim: I have a paper one if that's-

Ivy: Just... It will have to do. Now, chloroplasts-

Steph: You're an icon

Ivy: um, thanks. But like I was saying, if the city won't stop the production of aerosols, I'm going to let the vines drop Bruce Wayne from this high rise.

Steph: No, I get that. It's just, I'm so glad somebody else gets it. Like men do not have to wear deodorant that strong or in that high of a quantity. Really you're doing us all a favour.

Ivy: So, OK, you get it. So Bruce-

Steph: He's the worst culprit! I mean, I'm guessing because I've never met this random citizen.

Damian: You have gone too far, witch

Ivy: If my only have to kill every CEO to prevent the poisoning the habitats of Bog Turtles and save them from extinction-

Damian: Hold up

Ivy:

Damian: Batman, she has a noble cause.

Batman: Buddy, didn't we talk about how murder wasn't the answer?

Damian: But the turtles have no champion, Father. They are as innocent as the civilians we save on a nightly basis. Don't we dish out violence and threat to protect them?

Batman: I...

Ivy:

Damian:

*later*

Batman, talking into comms while lugging Damian back to the Manor under his arm: Oracle, make a note to not allow Robin to have any contact with Poison Ivy while on patrol.

[papayafromtv]

Tim: *walks into the room to see Jason and Dick hunched over Dick's phone*

Jason: -no a text won't do shit, you gotta call him or it isn't funny enough.

Tim: what are you guys doing?

Dick: oh, Bruce just finished a two week long undercover case where he got shot in three places and he's taking a nap upstairs for the first time in... six days. so we're fucking with him.

Tim:

Tim: he's so lucky to have you both as children.

Jason: hey we were the first ones he tried 'parenting'. we were the trial periods. we fuckin' earned this.

Dick: *nodding*

Tim, sighing: ok what are you gonna do?

Dick: Jason wants to prove that i'm B's favourite, because he's stupid.

Jason: you ARE-

Dick: I'M REALLY FUCKING NOT-

Tim: he's right, he isn't.

Dick: THANK YOU- also oi?

Jason: trust me. you call him now and tell him while he's half asleep and hopped up on pain medication that you've killed somebody and need his help hiding the body, he will be there in seconds. he wouldn't let his little golden boy down like that. he'll pay off anybody he needs to to make sure you get off scott-free.

Tim: Jesus Christ.

Dick, dialling on his phone: this is so stupid,

*phone rings*

Bruce, sounding 3 minutes from perishing, slurring his words and barely conscious: -guh, Dick? i-is this an emergency?

Dick, valiantly putting on the most over-dramatic panicked voice possible: *whimper* B- dad, dad i need help, please,

Bruce, instantly: DICK?

Dick: Bruce i killed somebody and i need help hiding the body. i don't know what to do. it was an accident but i have to hide it. help.

Bruce:

Bruce:

Dick: dad...?

Bruce, grunting: get Jason t' do it *hangs up*

*silence*

Jason: W H A T

Tim: does that count as letting Dick down? he did hang up, but like technically he gave him a referral first.

Dick: i'm honestly a little bit offended

Jason: HE'S PIMPING ME OUT FOR MURDER WORK? AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE GIVES ME ABOUT FATALITIES-,

Dick: like does he think i'd call him first? Bruce man, if i call you for help with a body, it's because i've already contacted Jason and he's unavailable. you are never going to be the first choice.

Jason: -THE SWITCHING TO RUBBER BULLETS, THE DISAPPROVAL, THE LECTURES ON RESPONSIBILITY, AND NOW HE'S SENDING PEOPLE TO ME WITH MURDERS?!?!?!?

Tim: i honestly don't know what we expected, when has B been anything other than a massive hypocrite.

Jason, grabbing a fire extinguisher off the wall: well his fuckin' nap's over now, i'll tell you that much-

Dick: Jay, Alfred is gonna get so mad if you do that-

Tim: why would Alfred care about us waking up B?

Dick, chasing after Jason: no he's gonna get mad about wasting the foam- jASON-

[littlefankingdom]

So tired of Tim being a poor lil meow-meow the batfam doesn't show love to in fics. Like, tell me you have never read a comic without telling me.

"Tim was taking care of Bruce when he became Robin, instead of Bruce taking care of him." WRONG. Tim himself explains that Bruce needs a child to take care of in A Lonely Place of Dying. He was super protective of Tim and only wanted the boy to never experience any pain.

"Tim never receive affection from the batfam." WRONG. Bruce hugged him often when he joined their life. He tells him he is proud of him often, that he is a great Robin, that they love him. He was by his side when Tim grieved his mom and latter his dad. Dick hanged with him all the time, playing games and covering him with affection like a brother does. Even Helena was like "You're my little brother now". And even during Bruce's death, Dick still showed Tim he loved him and they both acknowledged being brothers.

"Jason knows Tim better than Bruce." What the fuck are you on. It is crack?

Anyway, one of my favorite Bruce and Tim's panel:

[fallen-jpg]

SAME HAT!!!