imported kamariya

20-something; Ace🖤🤍💜; sometimes an attorney, sometimes @beskardaddy

[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[inthefallofasparrow]

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[olga-artwork]

"Will you be my Valentine?"

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[bebx]

[fairycosmos]

a light within me was stamped out but im chill

[chennnington]

I think I should start bragging about my adopted son’s achievements when people around me start bragging about their kids. Ooooh your child can count to 10 in mandarin? Well, my child found 110 landmines! And he’s only 6 years old!

[academicssay]

[freakxwannaxbe]

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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[lovingempress]

*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

[shieldmaiden19]

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

[severalowls]

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.

[gothiccharmschool]

VAMPIRE PUMPKINS VAMPIRE PUMPKINS VAMPIRE PUMPKINS

[catchymemes]

[bulletsautumn]

there used to be magazines with full sized posters of gerard way in them. we used to be a society

[duallpa]

Oh, my God. Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!

THE SIMPSONS Treehouse of Horror VII (Aired October 27, 1996)

[tikkety-tok]

[famosoentrescalles]

[official-lucifers-child]

is the dude in the fucking awesome pink pants the same dude from the ra ra rasputin video?

[rthoney]

@rogue-cas-whore

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

RASPUTIN GUY MY BELOVED 👏👏👏👏👏

[toroimage]

nature is healing

[freshwatercatfishjpegimage-deac]

*guy stumbles out of torture labyrinth, covered in dirt and blood, clothes torn, on the verge of passing out with a thousand yard stare* maybe... Maybe I will buy myself a yummy treat. As a reward

[unyieldingsilence]

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[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[lastoneout]

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

[is-this-blasphemous]

No

[lastoneout]

[theghostofmusicman-deactivated2]

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

[veliseraptor]

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)