the softer side of unbearable

Katie | 23 | Canadian | INTJ 5w4 sx/sp

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[larmalot]

oh mg god this post somehow got better

[severeannoyance]

Ralph has achieved Peak Graduate Student

[spyres-moved-deactivated2025011]

oh yeah i had a fucked up dream about animal crossing where they released a new game and one of the features that was added in response to the criticism that the villagers were too bland in new horizons was that each villager had a personal quest you could do to learn more about them as individuals and it would usually be something pretty heartfelt but simple bevause there's like 400 of those cunts to account for. but i was doing gaston's quest and his quest was that he needed to have a drink delivered to him as fast as possible. like you literally only had 10 seconds to find him to deliver him this drink. if you delivered it in time he would just be like "oh thanks i really needed that" and all would be good. but if you failed to find him in time the next time you interacted with him he would literally fucking kill himself by drinking bleach in front of you with the game screen turning to static and then showing close ups of him slowly dying and choking and in agony. and them for the next day everybody would be "shame what happened to gaston :(" but would never comment on what the fuck happened and would move on the day after that. tje game would act like he just moved away. i've never even had gaston in any of my animal crossing towns in any of the games so idek why my dream singled him out to have this fucked up event?? i have no opinions on this guy i forget he exists most of the time??? and he fucking looks like this

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[spyres-moved-deactivated2025011]

told my flatmate about my dream and he said "i hope he becomes one of your favourites because of this so you will always be reminded of him viscerally dying in front of you" ??????? DUDE???????

[cvrsedbody]

[curseworm]

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

[virtualgirladvance]

Idk what this is but we're bringing it back

[saturnisfallingdown]

girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs

[pheaphilus]

[flork-of-cows-official]

melatonin

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[radiumfox]

[alexseanchai]

image embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled "Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!", with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled "Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!", doing the same thing with the ace flag.

[aqueerkettleofish]

This is in fact a funny joke, but it's worth noting that that condoms are stronger than balloons. I say this as someone who has taken a 3 pound bag of water to the face that did not explode.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

scribbles in ace diary: Do not... throw... water dicks... at ppl... unless... you... can cover... their... medical bills....

[greelin]

i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even

[greelin]

good lord they’re fucking. Please look away. this is private

[detectivehole]

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

[detectivehole]

"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys

[reverendyoda]

Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

[bob-belcher]

[landmineblogging]

2024 is a great year to read homestuck! but finish it before november

[probable-goblin]

tbh the current political climate in the US is making the dual juggalo presidency of 2024 seem like a real possibility

[probable-goblin]

I swear every year this gets more real

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

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[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[cassiesinsanity]

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

[mea-laetitia]

im sobbing omg

[noodles-07]

Please do build a frog its very nice

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[striders]

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Yeah this is funny

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[burningvelvet]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[tristandelarkadien]

To explain why he didn’t learn to swim: A lot of experienced sailors back in the day did not learn how to swim. They refused, because if they knew how to swim, it would prolong their suffering if their boat sunk. There was no sea rescue back in these days. No beacon to notice a boat that was sinking. No radios, no telegraphs. Just an open ocean and pure luck. Shelley’s beloved sailing ships were likely small-scale and didn’t even have lifeboats. (Although the image of him being rescued by Lord Byron is quite nice, I will admit.)