Blerg

Just tumblring about whatever makes me laugh or, god forbid, feel.

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[segamascott]

[beaswellgirl]

yep, pretty much

[depsidase]

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[depsidase]

[infertilityidol]

if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

[huffylemon]

[joyflameball]

The notes get 0 stars in reading comprehension

[jewish-sideblog]

No you don’t understand. If we don’t blame Orbán’s defeat on some sort of JD Vance curse then we might have to admit that voting is an effective means of combatting authoritarianism

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[dhulfaqar]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[the-son-of-hell]

The tags fucking one shotted me