Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring
It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

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Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring
It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song
Inspired by my walking past a home built in 1754 in my new neighborhood, which isn't even the oldest building in the city. As someone born and raised in the Western US (where we do have some very old buildings, contrary to popular belief, just not in the middle of most cities), it made me curious!
When was the oldest extant building you can reasonably walk to from your home built?
20th century
19th century
18th century
17th century
16th century
15th century
14th century
13th century
12th century
11th century
10th century or before
(Use your judgement for definitions of "extant," it doesn't have to be used for its original purpose but my intention is a building that could theoretically still be used, not just the remnants of one.)
If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
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Since July is Disability Pride Month
(as opposed to every other month when we're all demure about disability rights /gentle sarcasm)
I wanted to highlight one of my favorite artists: Liberal Jane.
it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.
and this isnt just about shounen i just mean like. if you're excusing misogynistic writing with "well it wasn't written for girls" then i'm seriously questioning your approach to all this.
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now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense
holy shit.
You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.
Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.
I havenât even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server Iâm in and I have been losing our minds over it
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jadzia telling kira she's agreeing to a fully klingon wedding bc she "already had several" and she's bored of them is very interesting in her overall arc that isn't an arc. aka the way jadzia and dax get hurt by the trill symbiosis culture and sexism and medical abuse and the reassociation stigma repeatedly. but a big break never happens. she just slowly stops being interested in practicing trill culture. which is not a very big change as she never had many trill friends or visited her home planet much or talked to her family at all
and i don't think that she's lying here or forcing herself to not have the wedding the trill way. i think it's an authenthic disinterest and discomfort at it and whatever it entails. just how she tells julian she's scared of doctors, always was. just a quirk or a flaw of hers she needs to get over. probably nothing to do with the repressed memories of what happened to joran or going through the extensive program of having her body and mind evaluated at with the sole intention of judging her to be good enough or not. or the fact that in the culture she grew up in her own body will be always secondary to the symbiont and will be disposed of if it no longer suits it. trill weddings are just honestly pretty boring. last time she got trill married it was to kahn
hey guys it broke containment. anyway
fuck marry kill
fuck senshi, marry grace, kill tenna
fuck grace, marry tenna, kill senshi
fuck tenna, marry senshi, kill grace
fuck senshi, marry tenna, kill grace
fuck grace, marry senshi, kill tenna
fuck tenna, marry grace, kill senshi
many have pointed out that the ones with âkill tennaâ have the most votes, and while that is technically true, I thinkâs a lot funnier to point out that the options with âmarry tennaâ have by far the least votes
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I am always saying this!
HOW DOES ONE "ACCIDENTALLY" BECOME EMPEROR?
BY BEING A DISGUSTING TRAITOR WHO LETS HIS CONVICTS ESCAPE, AND INSTEAD OF SUBMITTING TO EXECUTION LIKE A GOOD QIN DYNASTY CITIZEN, HE DECIDES TO FREE THE REST, AND LEAD THEM IN A REBELLION AGAINST THE STATE!!!!
this is a call out post for @emperor-gaozu-of-han!!! liu bang is nothing but a traitorous PEASANT who is totally UNQUALIFIED for the role of EMPEROR. he might have hoodwinked the uneducated masses with his tax breaks, exemptions of corvée labour, making peace with the xiongnu, and founding China's first gold age ect ect but I expect my LOYAL MINISTERS to know better!
umâïžI also have the bisexual swag
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At some point on the journey back to Erid, Rocky gets around to asking Grace exactly why he was so mesmerised by seeing the astrophage in the Petrova line.
Grace describes it as best he can, but all he can really manage to get across to Rocky is that he was surrounded by small floating lights.
Later on, Grace is talking about the stars and how important they've been to human cultures for millennia. âWhat do the stars look like, question?â Rocky wants to know.
Oh, y'know, they're a bunch of small floating lights.
There's a disco ball on the Hail Mary. Grace says it's there because it âmakes me happyâ. âHow does it make Grace happy, question?â Rocky wants to know.
Oh, it creates the illusion that he's surrounded by small floating lights.
Rocky begins to do some research.
Glitter: a substance invented by humans to make things look like they're covered in small lights.
Human jewellery: mostly involves gemstones or polished metals, designed to reflect small lights.
Christmas lights. Candles. Lanterns. Fireworks. Glowsticks. Glow in the dark paint. Rocky is beginning to notice a pattern here, statement.
It takes Grace a fucking while after getting to Erid to notice that a lot of the gifts he's receiving from grateful Eridians are either a) sparkly, b) incredibly shiny, or c) fitted with lights.
While the last one is obviously a concession for his human light sense, he's confused about the former two. Are Eridian materials usually this shiny? Is there some quality about sparkly or highly polished surfaces that makes them sound better? Or is there something about Eridian geology/metallurgy that makes their materials like this?
He asks Rocky about it.
âSimple. I tell people humans like lots of small lights. Humans are easy to make happy.â
Grace kind of wants to protest that humans are much more complicated than that.
But honestly⊠it fucking works. Like yeah the polished gemstones, shiny metals and glittery rocks are beautiful. Yes those Christmas lights you put up around the house did markedly improve my mental health, Rocky. Thank you, I hate it.
Grace spends a lot of time trying not to think about whether his species' urge to explore the cosmos (that saved their planet and nearly killed him several times) is tied to the same instinct that made his students like glitter gel pens.
It turns out the cookies are real â sort of.
They are baked at the home of Lara MacLean, who has been a âpuppet wranglerâ for the Jim Henson Company for almost three decades. MacLean started as an intern for Sesame Workshop in 1992 and has been working for the team ever since.
The recipe, roughly: Pancake mix, puffed rice, Grape-Nuts and instant coffee, with water in the mixture. The chocolate chips are made using hot glue sticks â essentially colored gobs of glue.
The cookies do not have oils, fats or sugars. Those would stain Cookie Monster. Theyâre edible, but barely. âKind of like a dog treat,â MacLean says.
Before she reinvented the recipe in the 2000s, the creative team behind âSesame Streetâ used versions of rice crackers and foams to make the cookies. The challenge was that the rice crackers would make more of a mess and get stuck in Cookieâs fur. And the foams didnât look like cookies once they broke apart.
Cookie has been portrayed since 2001 by David Rudman, who took over the role from Frank Oz. Rudmanâs right hand moves the mouth, which is eating, and his left hand holds the cookies. Both work in concert to break the cookies, which means they have to be soft enough to fall apart.
Rudman said soft cookies are best, adding, âThe more crumbs, the funnier it is. If he eats the cookie, and it only breaks into two pieces if itâs too hard, itâs just not funny,â he said. âIt looks almost painful. But if he eats a cookie and it explodes into a hundred crumbs, thatâs where the comedy comes from.â
MacLean has perfected a recipe that is âthin enough that itâll explode into a hundred crumbs,â Rudman said. âBut itâs not too thin that itâll break in my hand when Iâm holding it.â
Not every (human) guest realizes that the cookies arenât meant to be eaten. Adam Sandler appeared on an episode and decided to share in the muppet's delight by spontaneously eating a cookie with him on set.
âAs soon as the cameras cut, he was like, âBlech!' â MacLean said.
Oh boy it sure would be a shame if the article in question was shared anyway!