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Hopping online to quickly do, well we don’t quite remember, before ending up here, a new report from Stanford University showed Monday that you were supposed to be looking something up right now. The minutes-long study released today claims that there is definitely a reason you are online right now, but you saw a headline about a YouTube controversy, and then you saw this, and now you have kinda lost your train of thought.

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boxheadpaint

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

notahorseindisguise

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck

punkitt-is-here

I used to say "le sigh" out loud when I was 13 and my mom thought it was funny so I kept doing it. I'm a beautiful transgender woman with massive fucking tits now so the moral of the story is never kill yourself

abcsofadhd

My counselor once told me to make sure I wasn’t doing things to distract myself from the boredom rather than try to sate it. I feel its one of the most important things he ever said to me.

When I’m distracting myself from the boredom, I read or game excessively so I don’t feel the emptiness of boredom. It’s a short term thing, and it only staves the boredom as long as I’m doing the thing.

When I’m sating myself from the boredom, I pursue things I am genuinely interested in and so find myself feeling fulfilled and happier for a longer period of time. Even if I stop doing it temporarily, I don’t immediately fall apart as I would with the distraction.

crazysodomite

Oh my god

amberthetransvixen

dragon-in-a-fez

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

dragon-in-a-fez

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

memorycycle

if sediments were sentiments people would say i loam you

prokopetz

Agender computer scientist arguing that they're heterosexual by definition because it's only gay if personA.gender == personB.gender and in any sensibly typed high-level language null == null does not evaluate to true.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

what-even-is-thiss

Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

official-keyes

There is a cartoon bomb living in my house

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sam Handwich.

sufficientlylargen

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

zooperdoopers

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

sufficientlylargen

Oh, wary dell vone

zooperdoopers

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down.

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls.

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

vinceaddams

jofiah

karvina

evilqueerwizardassociation

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

beemovieerotica

it's weird how there's this perception of OCD as the "cleanliness" disorder where people still consider OCD behaviors to be like, rooted in some rational and correct (but overshot) trajectory toward objectively sanitary conditions, if that makes any sense? like there was a reddit post about somebody's roommate who had an extremely biohazardous room and a few commenters mentioned that OCD might be a factor based on her other behaviors, and a bunch of non-OCD-havers were like "what??? but it's objectively not clean??? there's so much bacteria in there???"

like idk how to tell you that the disorder gives you disordered thinking. disordered thinking is not rational. and there are absolutely things that trigger 1 person with OCD but do not matter to another, because your OCD can latch on to literally anything.

orcboxer

OCD is easier understood as the anxiety loop disorder. You have the "obsessions," which are the concepts your anxiety fixates on, and then the "compulsions," which are the actions you take to alleviate that anxiety, and the problem is that once you do the compulsion, your brain doesn't actually let go, it just waits a minute and then repeats the thoughts of anxiety, forcing you to do the compulsion all over again.

One example is, if you've experienced a break-in, and you have OCD, you might keep checking the door locks over and over, because what if you missed something and you were wrong and the door isn't actually locked. This could go all night long if it's a severe enough case. Hence, OCD is often called the "doubting disorder."

If you don't fixate on the concept of contamination, you probably won't be particularly neat or clean. Hell, even if you are fixated on that particular anxiety, you can still end up with a disgusting living space, because, for instance, you might get stuck cleaning the same drain over and over because what if it has mold and you weren't thorough enough, and you get so fixated on the drain that you end up neglecting the expired food in your fridge. It doesn't make sense, you're afraid of mold but you got a fridge full of it, because your brain won't stop blaring alarms about the mold in the sink specifically. And you're fully aware it's irrational, which is probably the most maddening part.

It's like a crazy loud fire alarm that goes off and won't stop until you leave the house; you know damn well there's no fire, but it's much easier to just leave the house every thirty minutes for no reason than it is to try to go about your business with that earsplitting alarm. Unfortunately that's an exhausting way to live and you'll end up neglecting yourself in a lot of ways.