Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Kiana Khansmith
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Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast
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@theartofmadeline
oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever
tannertan36
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shark vs the universe
NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON
titsay
styofa doing anything
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@charlesschwaniger
Since we now know that fist/gauntlet weapons are actually for real going to be a thing in FE16, and Edelgard might not just be a pants-wearing female axe lord but a punch lord as well, I obviously had to.
Here’s to many, many people getting punched in Three Houses!
a three houses conversation
Claude: It’s burning!
Dimitri: I’m boiling water!
Claude: It’s burning!
Edelgard: That’s STEAM, Claude.
Bakura, you’re an 3.000-years-old evil spirit, you’ve seen all your friends and parents die in front of you, your soul is an endless space of darkness. You can do better than this
You might think he’s switching all the signs to lead people the wrong way, but really it’s so he can find his way out.
Bully: You fight like a girl
Me: It’s called dexterity. Try putting some points into it sometime.
actually no i did not know that
huh..
I guess mobsters in New Jersey go for the legs.
Reading about Congress bills can be dry, so here’s a quick thread on the eight bills (among 2,000 - according to Al Jazeera English) introduced since Trump took office in January.
I will update this post with a link explaining each bill - which has far-reaching and devastating consequences for Americans, especially low-income Americans - in a very short bit.
IM FLOORED
Welcome to America2018.
You do realize that only a fraction of bills ever proposed actually become laws, right? There’s a good chance bills like these are always proposed but are never voted in favor of because the majority doesn’t support them regardless of who’s in office.
And why are we blaming Trump for something that’s not even in his branch?
“Our symbol of defiance still strikes fear into the heart of tyrants”
…you know you guys lost that war, right?
I mean, bad
you literally never recovered from losing that war
because you lost
very badly
It’s not really about that war. It’s about the continuation of a culture and ethnicity in the wake of the USA’s destructive immigration policies.
Trailer trash isn’t an ethnicity or a culture, sorry to say.
Well that’s what they said about black people, so really you’re just continuing the cycle of hate.
it’s His egg
His ears omg
DYK? Trump’s constantly vandalized star lies next to Kevin ‘pedophile child molester’ Spacey’s respected and untouched star. This tells you everything you need to know about California and the left.
How to kill a god
Self Proclaimed God King: *rolls a 19 on a blast that could destroy the continent*
Bard: I’d like to use my lute to reflect it!!
DM: Um… are you sure you don’t want to just teleport away?
Bard: REFLECTION!!!
DM: *rolls a 20* well…. you killed the final boss and ended my campaign months early, thanks Regina.
Bard: you’re welcome.
Entire party: *begins laughing so hard we’re wheezing*
this was originally a Twitter Exclusive™ but heck I’ll put it here too
Further explanation for a couple of my placements:
Mona is “let’s get pizza instead”
Wario is “buys a shitload of food, but only for himself”
i Really wanna know what happened in this legal case
sonic legally forbidden from sobbing
for really great context that panel where Sonic’s crying uncontrollably is supposed to be because his two young kids have been completely erased from existence
WHAT
SEGA FORBIDDING SONIC FROM MOURNING HIS OFFSPRING
I’m surprised they allowed him to have offspring in the first place
*asexual laughter*
*homosexual laughter*
*bisexual considerate muttering*
*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*
*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”
The last one forced my reblog tbh.
‘Tsunami stones’ are ancient warnings written on stone tablets, some over 600 years old, that lie along the northeast coast of Japan. After a tsunami struck Aneyoshi in 1933, residents moved uphill of a stone they placed that reads ‘Do not build your homes below this point!’, and when the devastating tsunami of 2011 hit, the entire village survived. Source Source 2
The Super Mario Bros. 3 title screen contains a subtle reference to Super Mario Bros. in the palette of the “3″ in the logo. The number cycles through the exact same colors that the Question Blocks in Super Mario Bros. cycle through. Note that the Question Blocks in Super Mario Bros. 3 itself do not use this palette, so the reference is likely to have been deliberate.
