Charlie's Webb

ﾟ.+:｡☆ミ I just say shit 彡☆｡:+.ﾟ

[charlies-webb]

any tongue that rises against Rosanna Pansino will fall

[charlies-webb]

inside you there are two wolves

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[gaymolegaming]

Thats literally how mythology happens btw

[the-haiku-bot]

Thats literally

how mythology happens

btw

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[charlies-webb]

imma be so real w yall, I do not give a fuck abt mean girls day. "it's October 3rd" I Do Not Care.

[charlies-webb]

today I had to live with the consequences of my own actions 0/10 do not recommend

[charlies-webb]

it took me three days to fully recover but we made it thruuuu 🤪

[huffylemon]

???

[trapny]

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

[charlies-webb]

today I had to live with the consequences of my own actions 0/10 do not recommend

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[et-in-arkadia]

this is such incredible advice for creating any kind of art i have to put it over here to remind myself

[cephalopod-celabrator]

It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

[trans-dwightschrute]

Please refer to me this way

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Women are my favorite guy

[charlies-webb]

SEX

I'm wanting more

[emporium]

Happy National String Cheese Day

What does string cheese have to do with tumblr? Would it surprise you to hear that over 93.8% of users use their tumblr accounts to talk about cheese? Don't fact check me, I made that up.

But seriously, I need to know what is your favorite type of string cheese. The winner of this poll will be turned into a piece of tumblr merch that will exist forever (or until the robot uprising) so vote wisely.

BEST TYPE OF STRING CHEESE 🧀

Mozzarella

Colby Jack

Pepper Jack

Swiss

Cheddar

Voting ended onSep 21, 2023

[charlies-webb]

I fuckin love string cheese

[astrodidact]

Tantalising sign of possible life on faraway world

Nasa's James Webb Telescope may have discovered a molecule thought only to be produced by life.

[ayeforscotland]

Humanity discovering that life on other planets exists during my lifetime would just be fucking phenomenal. Like I can't even begin to imagine how fucking exciting it would be.

[charlies-webb]

Dude omg!!! I've always figured there was other life out there but to get solid, concrete evidence of it would be absolutely out of this world (pun 100% intended). It feels like in the past few years there's been such a big leap in astronomical advancements and I am beyond excited to see what else is out there!!

[charlies-webb]

I thought I'd be healthy and go for a little morning run... back at home not even 20 minutes later idk how yall do this

[wishing-well-art]

Wake up it's time to get blocked and reported

[wishing-well-art]

Get blocked idiot

[charlies-webb]

you ever eat something so gross you just. regret.

[animentality]

[evilwizard]

the bridge troll when i refuse to answer his riddle: