Flowers and Nocturnals

Twenty-something ancient studies student wasting their nights on tumblr.

[numberoneleiafan-deactivated202]

We need more middle aged women making out on television.

[tea-earlgrey]

Michel Louis: Wer bist du noch gleich? Ich kann mich nicht erinnern

Michel Louis: *sieht seine lesbische Nichte*

Michel Louis: Ah! Die Esther!

[anukkuna]

UND DESWEGEN HITTET DAS GEBROCHENE: "UND DANACH HABT IHR DIE GARAGE ANGEZÜNDET" JETZT NOCHMAL HÄRTER, AAAARRGHHHHH

[damazcuz]

Insane to me that literally preschoolers learn things like "sometimes your experience is different from someone else's experience! Sometimes what you like isn't what your friend likes! Our differences make us all special and colorful and unique!"

And then 20-somethings with an internet connection will willfully unlearn this and post comments like "why is op saying 'everyone enjoy an orange today!'? I'm actually allergic to oranges and I dont like apples or bananas and I dont really want any fruit plus im not hungry right now and I dont have time or money to go buy groceries or transport to get there and the store is closed because its Christmas day plus there's a big hurricane so I dont really understand? Op this doesnt apply to me I dont get it? You need to apologize for trying to hurt me with this. I could have died. Why didn't you say something true about me instead?" and then they expect not to be told to shut the fuck up.

[frostedmagnolias]

Leaf Ring

c. 1900

by René Lalique

Musée des Arts Décoratifs

[coffee-and-cusswords]

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

[localmiscreant]

There are two hamsters inside you, one is running on its little wheel furiously, unceasingly. The other has fallen asleep in the food bowl, cheeks still full. You are both. You are both at the same time.

[thempregguy]

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[zzoupz]

[csevet]

you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

[chungledown-bimothy]

reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.

[nojglisrenaissance]

I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude

[cecil-speaks]

reblog to tell a teenager that these aren’t actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.

Its me reblog to tell me that

[skygenders]

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

[leona-florianova]

Klobouk s peřím, luk a kamizola, ale myslivec to není.

( Cinderella from Three Wishes for Cinderella is the best Cinderella there is.. And im not saying it just because I am Czech.)

[thecollectibles]

Little Fox by lei min

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[notebooks-and-laptops]

[nosexnoromance]

When I was a kid, like 6 or something, adults would talk about weddings and marriage in the way that made me think it was unavoidable thing that would happen to me whether I wanted it or not, so I used to console myself like "Oh don't worry, you only have to do that for a little bit and then you can get divorced and live alone forever". Incredibly funny early aro experience.

But also, it sounds like a sketch. Like imagine a scene with bunch of little girls imagining their dream wedding, but one of them is just sitting there daydreaming of divorce.

[stuckinapril]

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back