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[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[rubedeckillerofficial]

Drives me genuinely insane that kids-only spaces on the internet like Club Penguin were destroyed because companies realised that there’s only so much profit you can squeeze out of children with no disposable income, so now kids are being forced into adult spaces on the internet where the profit model is to find the most viewers you can passively expose to ads that nobody is clicking on so all online media is slowly turning into Mr Beast Elsagate nightmares, and for adults this means giving your ID to companies owned by businessmen with Epstein connections to keep the kids “safe.” Clown internet.

[sparrow-va]

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[charlyjaneexists]

april fools day alone proves the banality of evil

what a wretched "holiday"

[johnnycrass]

girl i know people join the military because they don't see another way out of poverty. i'm saying that i think that is a bad thing to do. that's fully the opinion

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[charlyjaneexists]

there is nothing sluttier and more down bad than a phone game ad

[allsadnshit]

I feel like one of the biggest life hacks I've found after my twenties is that gravitating towards people who define themselves by what they love and are rather than what they oppose or aren't tends to lead to people who are more generally nice to be around

[homunculus-argument]

Nobody else says "disrespectful" like the people who say it and mean "I can tell that you're not scared of me the way I was scared of my parents, and the fact that I can't beat you for it without getting arrested infuriates me."

[tibby]

kinda crazy how like every cult documentary is like "here's the survivors we spoke to who all have a range of different experiences, beliefs, talents, skills and stories" and all the survivors of the cult are like "i consider myself a rational person and this initially gave me a sense of community and was offering me the one thing i needed, it was a wonderful experience at first and i was surrounded by people i loved and who loved me, and by the time i realised how bad things had gotten i was in too deep and had alienated all my friends and family outside of the group and had been brainwashed over a period of time to think that any suffering was deserved and that by leaving i would be causing harm to myself and everyone i knew, and if things had been good once then maybe they would be again, and i had to believe that because i had nothing else left" and then half the reviews are people talking about how stupid cult survivors are and how they would NEVER be so dumb to join a group like this, clearly these idiots KNOWINGLY joined a cult and therefore deserved everything that happened to them, maybe if they had tried been as smart and rational as me,

[communist-ant-hill]

Ya'll remember how online games made specifically for children were programmed in a way that made it practically impossible to share your personal info?

When age, gender, location was censured like profanity in the name of protecting kids?

But suddenly the Only Way to keep children safe online is to make sure that they have 0 privacy?

Yeah ok. Sure. For the children.

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[charlyjaneexists]

to all leftists who have fallen into the trap of caring more about performing righteousness than about actually showing up offline for flesh and blood neighbors

[onjuli]

cannot overstate how much i truly hate every single member of dadtok. they have turned this already unsettling show into an outright horror movie.

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Taylor Frankie Paul’s behavior is horrific and she needs to get her shit together for her kids, but we cannot forget that Dakota is an abusive, manipulative piece of shit

I will not stand for that getting lost in the sauce

[blogtaculous]

Normally I really have a lot of fun watching and posting about SLoMW but man season 4 is rough. It’s trash even for trash tv. I’m over it. These dudes have been clawing more and more viewing minutes away from their wives and at this point the women aren’t even the feature of their own show.

Now, we should have seen it coming. These are hella conservative religious men from Utah. They are not capable of letting their wives have anything. So now we’re left with easily the worst show on television where we are subjected to some of the weirdest men alive being ignorant, lame, and stupid.

“Dadtok” can just fuck off. I wish them nothing but misery and suffering.