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jokeboy-deactivated20260221

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

dongboss

you wouldn't get our bond

jokeboy-deactivated20260221

intercal

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

intercal

the whole club was looking at worms

thepurpleglass

clownvoyance

[ID] A series of comments reading: "She dig a hole / Thats how you know / Shorty got- / Loam loam loam loam loam / Loam loam loam loam loam" [End ID)

didanagy

EMMA (2020)

dir. autumn de wilde

hamletthedane

Fun fact: this scene is a direct reference to a pretty common joke in Regency-era erotic cartoons:

Historically, English women did not wear any version of underwear under their dresses until the very late 1800s (unless they were menstruating). When dresses slimmed way down during the Regency era's neoclassical movement, skirts became much easier to fully lift - apparently leading to many women warming their bare skin in this way.

It was a common enough practice that there was even a suggestive slang term for it, as others have pointed out:

percussiveadventure

Nice to know these gentlemen were eating ass

batshit-auspol

Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

roach-works

this is the sexiest thing i have ever seen

nealashitposts

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

nealashitposts

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

hyperrbolic-orange

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

jackkdaniels

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

electricpentacle

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

hope is all we have

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

paperjoshi

what the fuck is a time knife

bramblepatch

The all time winner:

Took a risk and it paid off

patheticperipatetic

This is the face of someone who knows this doesn't always work.

kinky-cas

god. all the samelia flashbacks are so ridiculously oversaturated they look like ads for ssris or eczema medication

kinky-cas

spot the difference:

snoopyisbisexual

A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!

snoopyisbisexual

this came to me in a vision btw. the vision was of a little mouse bartender yelling, "cheese it! it's the cops!" and all the little mice flipping the bar and turning it into a fromagerie.

chasing-caws

I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest

chasing-caws

Thanks for the info prev!! Still a little funny to think about tbh lol

july-19th-club

skellybonesandtrees

The pettiness is just 👌😂

whatareyoureallyafraidof

Sound on! Sound on!

shipperwolf1

He has since begun getting past the defensiveness and actually talking to people on the left to learn their perspective, and is openly admitting that no, if this hadn't happened to him, he wouldn't have considered our side of things, and that's wrong.

Love me some schadenfreude as much as the next guy, but we actually WANT these people to finally blink and go "oh shit wait, maybe I should move LEFT".

Bc the more we have on our side (esp ppl who can say they left MAGA and finally understand how culty it was, how bigotry is wrong, etc), the more resources we have with which to apply pressure and intimidation to these fucking fascists.