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[victorious]

[thewizardofbos]

weak

[lake-erie]

coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks,  coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee 

[kayadraws]

I found this poem by @frogyell and laughed at it for two days straight so take this doodle as a symbol of my appreciation. 😂

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[annieisyourfavourite]

[edmundthebastard]

This is actually surprisingly relevant because being your thumb essentially means “suck my dick” so if you’re biting your thumb at you lover… things might work out well.

[thewizardofbos]

the more you know

[weedpoop]

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

[iihateurls-deactivated20131015]

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

[heartbreak-pudding]

let me tell you, he does not 

[thewizardofbos]

bitch this is an au lait

[october31st1981]

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

[tacticalmoonbeam]

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

[sindrisuncatcher]

Well dumbledore wasn’t headmaster then, and Tom was the star student

[thewizardofbos]

truth

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[thewizardofbos]

same

[teenagershine]

Fog

[thewizardofbos]

100% thought this was a picture of one those blood rain phenomena.

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904]

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

[darkcocosb-blog]

I Made $750 For Nothing

[theechrysalisamidst]

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

[earthshaker1217]

I too require money.

[fnb1223]

would like some money plz

[spacematriarchy]

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

[gottacatchemsome]

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month.  I MEAN WHAT.  Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

[godshideouscreation]

Made a sale on etsy, let’s go again.

[sassyprincessk-deactivated20220]

I need a way to make extra money so I don’t have to work as much because my job is having a big negative effect on my mental health.

[auramoonshadow]

I need a little extra money to keep up on bills. Lets see how this goes.

[cosmic-noir]

Please help

[angelmartinez2022]

yes.. please! RAISE

[breelandwalker]

Rebageling in the hopes that my old job won’t conveniently lose my 401k cashout paperwork.

[beewitch]

Reblogging because the holidays are coming and I barely have gas money. 😓

[thewizardofbos]

This is a lie but man am I broke

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

a delicate scale

[fennethianell]

[thewizardofbos]

no

[sindrisuncatcher]

Yes

[thewizardofbos]

you heartless monster

[thehobbutts]

who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys

[thewizardofbos]

perkins

[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

a delicate scale

[fennethianell]

[thewizardofbos]

no

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[shinyopals]

like, genuine question, is 2016 the result of TOO MANY TIME TRAVELLERS coming back and trying to fix things but only breaking them even more???

[frenchroasted]

This would explain a lot, actually.

[thewizardofbos]

Nobody cares about the prime directive anymore

[peterparker]

View this post on Instagram

WATCH THIS

[periru3]

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

[thatsthat24]

I… I want Taylor Lautner… to be friends with me.