I do not wish to be percieved

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twofacedbitchesneverlie]

[liberalsarecool]

We are a country built by immigrants for immigrants over centuries of immigration.

Nativists can fcuk right off. Stephen Miller and Elon Musk would never win an election which is why Republicans hide them from voters.

We The People must rise to this moment.

[jermaine-main]

[kleefkruid]

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

[triple-fisting]

[kittenintheden]

hello my loves <3 do not ever, ever, ever "officially" create for an IP that you have not signed a vetted contract to be paid for. this is a tactic companies use to get a free writer's room they don't have to pay for. you won't see a cent and they will own your work. don't do it.

[depsidase]

[mouthtapedguy]

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Something something purple monkey typwriter dishwasher. Such bigly. Much people are saying.

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[kyoryu]

trending with mama

[technofeudalism]

AIPAC is now lobbying jailtime for Americans who won't eat at McDonalds and buy Sodastream

ahem....

[tgirl-thucydides]

[dr-docktor]

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[sirwombat]

Let's laugh on mama

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[wilwheaton]

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[probuccalfat]

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable