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Averaging one note every four months | They/Them 19

[siderealglimmer]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[tomloftis]

Just go on dancing with me like this forever…

[isotopesoap]

whatever bro. moomins ur garraty

[cut-clap]

what yaoi cocaine was stephen king on and where can i get it

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[sovietpostcards]

Souvenir rugs for the 1980 Moscow Olympic Games.

[vintagewildlife]

Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

[abyssalcaptain]

[dogpuppy]

[whimsysful]

if they’re not fucking it’s even weirder

[capacity]

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

[imnotokaythanks]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[xio2mara]

Sid and Geno. Peanut butter and jelly. The star centers who have carried the team to (three) Stanley Cup championships (...)

At first, it was an arranged marriage.

Thanks to the way the ping-pong balls bounced in the NHL draft lottery process, Crosby and Malkin were thrust together into the Penguins lineup about (2)0 years ago whether they liked it or not.

As it turns out, they liked it. x x

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………