Shenanigans

Shadow | she/they/he | 20+ | Your friendly, neighborhood cryptid. I have one (1) braincell and it is devoted to Monster Hunter bullshit. PFP by @oripoke. Interact with at own risk.

[hazoret]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE STORE

[nyarotea]

@cheesytexaroni

[cheesytexaroni]

YEAH

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[cheesytexaroni]

It took him 2 weeks to discover how comfy this fake plant is. I think he likes it.

[cheesytexaroni]

It took him 2 weeks to discover how comfy this fake plant is. I think he likes it.

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[inemberrain]

Absolutely gorgeous little gull from a gull facebook group im in! I just needed to share him with y'all!

[birds-in-posts]

Little gull (Hydrocoloeus minutus)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[alexaloraetheris]

Chocolate Guy's Wario

[mackerelllll]

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

[positivelyqueer]

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

[this-is-solidarity]

@this-is-trans-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[cheesytexaroni]

Was waiting for Helios to come out to eat because I like watching him eat. After 5 minutes of staring at the hide entrance, there is movement at the top of the tank. I look up.

My buttered noodle is on the ceiling.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[a-mel0n]

[intimesnewhomo]

[andewitt]

vampire :3

[cherryspotart]

Gecqua but I used my own gecko as a reference

[cheesytexaroni]

Helios shed this weekend and his colors are sooooo pretty. My little buttered noodle.

[salithemage]

the way ozempic has finally made the fact that eating healthy and exercising doesn't necessarily make you thin well known and society's reaction to this is not "oh i guess being thin or fat doesn't actually show if you're healthy" but "oh i guess everyone should be on this drug"

[smallestbunnyever-deactivated20]

For years I've seen people say "I'm not against fat people, I just want to make sure they're healthy and safe!" And the moment ozempic comes around and doesn't apply within that justification no one says it anymore because they never cared about fat people to begin with, they just didn't like seeing them.