Shenanigans

Shadow | she/they/he | 20+ | Your friendly, neighborhood cryptid. I have one (1) braincell and it is devoted to Monster Hunter bullshit. PFP by @oripoke. Interact with at own risk.

[hazoret]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE STORE

[nyarotea]

@cheesytexaroni

[cheesytexaroni]

YEAH

[malkshake]

• RedBubble • TeePublic • INPRNT • Spoonflower • Wallpapers

🌟Galaxy Crocs!🌟

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[cartoonistfreak101]

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

[excessively-english-jd]

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.

[autiebiographical]

For me, learning I was autistic was the moment I started relearning my limits, and boundaries. I learned to accommodate myself, and found that it helped me endure the outside world more.

[cheesytexaroni]

It's been several weeks since I got Hyperion and he's settled enough to come out and bask for a bit in the afternoon. Genuinely one of the most beautiful snakes I've seen in person.

[tropicalscream]

there should be a month that starts with R

[capnsoapy]

rock-tober

[tropicalscream]

regigigas

[capnsoapy]

regigigas

[zazagundam]

regigigas

[monado-stew]

regigigas

[nico-verde]

regigigas

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

regigigas

[badgerpunk]

[tropicalscream]

#REGIGIGAS SWEEP

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[cheesytexaroni]

It took him 2 weeks to discover how comfy this fake plant is. I think he likes it.

[cheesytexaroni]

It took him 2 weeks to discover how comfy this fake plant is. I think he likes it.

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[inemberrain]

Absolutely gorgeous little gull from a gull facebook group im in! I just needed to share him with y'all!

[birds-in-posts]

Little gull (Hydrocoloeus minutus)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[alexaloraetheris]

Chocolate Guy's Wario

[mackerelllll]

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

[positivelyqueer]

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

[this-is-solidarity]

@this-is-trans-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[cheesytexaroni]

Was waiting for Helios to come out to eat because I like watching him eat. After 5 minutes of staring at the hide entrance, there is movement at the top of the tank. I look up.

My buttered noodle is on the ceiling.