paladin

purely self indulgent i'm here occasionally

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what made him think this was okay?? what was the need?? and can he please do more of it

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there's an uncut scene where after danse finds out he's a synth he goes and vents on his twitter

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fallout fun fact

proctor ingram had to modify danse's power armour because his ass was too fat for the standard t-60 model

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when he's tied up and whining 💗💗💗💍💍💕💕💍💍💗💗💍💗💍💗💍💗💗💗💍💍

(just completed the game now it's replay time where i get to see horse wifey again!!!!!i missed himmmm he's the loml frrrr 💗💗)

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me: show hole

john: which one?

[alpine-zrooooooo]

inspired by an edit i saw on tiktok

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"psspsspsspss here kitty kitty psspspsspspsspss"

i say to the sweaty pathetic middle aged man

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My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed

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hello sweetie. hello cupcake. hello my little delectable princess. hello my queen. hello my bubs. hello my boo boo boo xx

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it's so him

[innocet]

Guys it’s really not that hard to get

[darkacademiaarchivist]

Me: I can't possibly use that name for my OC, I knew someone in middle school with that name...

Jonny Sims: here's 20 characters named after my friends, they all died horrible deaths :)

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i know he's like dead but please bring back my bbg jonah for tma 2 because i miss my evil little eye man

[good-enemy]

Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I'm writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

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I headcanon Nellie the dog as homophobic

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TORI SPRING TORI SPRING TORI SPRING