not a merry man

mick // 24 // he/him // star trek but it’s gayer // follows with micksgotkicks

[spirkbitch]

differences i’ve noticed between TOS and TNG

[yaoiblackmold]

[sesamestreep]

DS9 as a show dares to ask the important questions, like for example “would Star Trek still be good if it was set at the food court at the mall??” and the answer to that is “yes, and actually it will somehow be better”

[normalmammal]

Liking star trek as a woman is the hardest job in the world

[weyounbathwater]

star trek characters will literally go through the most life changing traumatic multidimensional extrasensory eldritch hell torture imaginable and then they're fine and the next episode they gotta deal with a guy who is bald

[weyounbathwater]

Sisko literally died while his spirit was tethered to his son's life as a ghost who could only watch from beyond space and time as his son grew old forever burdened by his grief and despair and just when they're both able to accept their loss and move on sisko wakes up on the station not dead and then the next day he goes back to work and has to scold quark for smuggling drugs onto the bridge or whatever

[coutelier]

Yeah, at the time I thought it strange Troi had a seat on the bridge. I guess we never appreciated how good Star Fleet counselors are at their job.

[ribombeee]

[galactic-dragoness]

[kirkenovak]

[pippinstook]

i just KNOW they would've loved minecraft...

[saragrosie]

Garashir nation???? We're back???

[a-stitch-in-time-and-space]

@trekmupf

[rowark]

this is so cool

They needed to replace this guy with O'Brien:

so they filmed him on a green screen, made a mask of it:

Then just lined him up with the original guy:

Then they made a mask of Kirk, so that he would be in front of O'Brien:

[gayfour]

[weyounbathwater]

Yeah picard is boring but he's boring in one of the funniest ways possible. Yeah he doesn't do shit ever but then every like 5 episodes something happens to him like an otherdimensional being tries to seduce him by trapping him in a fantasy holosuite land and he adamantly denies that he's incapable of having fun ever while continuing to have no fun. or an alien woman will try to have sex with him and he will say with no pretense or irony whatsoever "my dick is boring leave me alone". someone tries to get him to go to a party or even talk to him but hes like no actually I need to read this 140 year old thesis on the lowering popularity of the word "perchance" in the english vocabulary. he only ever drinks the same drink. Like

[quarks-pussy]

Get peer reviewed

[lt-kaollumn]

why are all the star trek games based on war and ship command and galactic fighting and war. i want diplomat simulator. i want skyrim for star trek. i wanna talk to a bunch of aliens about their farming rivalry and then go to the planet where everyones an italian mobster. i dont give a shit about upgrading the torpedoes on my battle cruiser to level up and destroy other ships in the New Online MMORPG. i want my entire ship to malfunction because an alien laid an egg in the nacelles and then i want to fix it by raising the alien as my own and then tossing it into space. what’s so hard to understand.

[jvlianbashir]

i want to play the equivalent of papa's pizzeria/overcooked but set in quark's bar

[wanderingwriter87]

our man bashir dating sim

[valtsv]

wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

[ettaberrytea]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[starfleetshrimps]

i think that happened on star trek once yea

[thelvadams]

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS - Those Old Scientists

Given a longer time frame, I might be able to brute force a solution. But as of now, there is no way to track the Orions.

[anarcho-smarmyism]