chell's place

i'm ready for my abduction because nothing good is happening to me here ⠀⠀- trixie mattel ☆

[beardedmrbean]

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that

[pansyfemme]

the honda cervix…

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[transmechanicus]

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

[sonic-gems-collection]

the comment sections of facebook links to science articles are my favourite thing in the world

[sonic-gems-collection]

like what does this guy possibly mean? these are the hottest takes ive ever seen

[thememedaddy]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[halzra]

I found a program someone uploaded to GitHub that finds open room codes. The FAQ is killing me

[marxistlesbianist]

[sycamorality]

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

[ispyspookymansion]

[lakevida]

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

[lakevida]

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]