Chevin the Chendermage

Name's Chen. Magikarp is the best pokemon. ENFJ / Leo-virgo cusp 8/22 is my birthday and I'm a 23 year old college student who is planning on become either a Special Education's Teacher or just a regular Elementary School Teacher. Come talk to me! Also an avid gamer of R6, PUBG, League, OW, and others! var sc_project=11381639; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="054228d4";

[dankmemeuniversity]

[everythingfox]

Arctic fox steals camera

[aderptedpotato]

But I f the fox really stole the camera, then how did this picture get taken?

[everythingfox]

[ommanyte]

no talk with us we angy

[gaycism]

Why is this so funny to me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thepetcollective]

Nemo & Dory IRL 🐠

[jokin-around]

This one minute clip from Scooby-doo And Guess-Who is almost better than Batman's entire filmography

[lemongogo]

jk i finished it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[outofcontextarthur]

[nocturnal-wisp]

God

Me

[yeahdragon]

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

[yeahdragon]

i hope to god im doing this right

[yeahdragon]

im not sure how to feel about this

[yeahdragon]

update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

[yeahdragon]

LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

[yeahdragon]

stop reblogging this im begging all of you

[yeahdragon]

happy birthday to my bastard child

[fluffygif]

Foot absorbed. 📹 piyotabunsan

[vress-shark]

Dino

attack hug!  💛🦕💚  

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[valtsv]

a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*

my content-starved wlw ass:

[valtsv]

a woman in a film: *brushes another woman’s hair tenderly away from her face*

me:

[squirrelstone]

Uncle, do you realize what this means?

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[kakaphoe]

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[dreaming-yeen]

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

[lessonsintrance]

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

[asubmissiveview]

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

ALL OF THIS

Plus

2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu

[simiperfect]

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

[velvet74sub]

I love this whole thread

[biff-donderglutes]

important research happening at SLAPNUTS BLVD. labs