selene

chocolate covered ruffles are so good

[beardedmrbean]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[twiststreet]

"The Fencing World Championships will introduce the "Sword Tip Visualization System." This system was developed by Japanese engineers, used at the Tokyo Olympics, and can track and display the sword tip's movement trajectory without any markers." (X)

[stevviefox]

Very cool and great for when the action is so fast you miss the hit.

[the-haiku-bot]

Very cool and great

for when the action is so

fast you miss the hit.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tinkerbelldetective]

Netflix better uncancel Diablero

[greater-than-the-sword]

I bet those astronauts are pretty excited to be the farthest from Earth anybody's ever been. You might even say they're over the moon about it

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[spacedewey]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

[rubylith-art]

Thinking about THE GREEN KNIGHT recently

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[catchymemes]

[everythingismadeofchaos]

We all do, buddy. We all do

[charlesoberonn]

Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

[charlesoberonn]

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

[gropeable-boychest]

she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

[charlesoberonn]

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

[charlesoberonn]

Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

[ardinwriter]

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

[charlesoberonn]

She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.

[terraswallows]

God I needed this.

[boccher]

jsyk OP literally listens to industrial music... they're normalising and finding depraved pleasure from sounds that literally injure & deafen & overstimulate ppl... they may very well start playing dangerous sounds out loud in public for their own sick enjoyment, we can't know until the damage is already dealt

[greelin]

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

[queerliblib]

wretched and depraved bisexual people we must all keep going

[the-haiku-bot]

wretched and depraved

bisexual people we

must all keep going

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[blumineck]

The worst arrow in the world.

DMs I am giving you this knowledge in exchange for all the things I showed your players. Use it wisely.

More nonsense on Patreon

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[ghosttcryptids]

what type of friend are you

hairband/elastic band friend

tampon/period pad friend

painkiller (paracetamol/ibuprofen/etc) friend

battery pack friend

hand sanitiser friend

mints friend

other type of friend I haven't mentioned

Voting ended onMar 8

(As in, what do you usually have on hand all the time that can benefit others. For example, i have hairbands and painkillers on hand everywhere I go, and thus im able to offer people these things if they need them)

[londonsboy]

being forced to take a second to try and remember if 'reblog' or 'reblog now' is the one where you can add tags and then still picking incorrectly