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rainbow_maggot my beloved wife........ she/her, PST

[cherished-creature]

every time i laugh it turns to wheezing

[robinparravel]

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

[thirdman000]

I missed BOTH of them.

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

[god-of-not-so-good-ideas]

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

[shower-raccoon]

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

[thegoobersystem]

Oh shit, that's actually today

[shower-raccoon]

happy scam weed palindrome day

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

*deeply confused in British* 20.04.2024 isn't a palindrome??

[shower-raccoon]

if I'm correct, the next british palindrome day should be the 5th of february, 2025, it being 5/2/25

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

I'll add it to my calendar

[moonchild--mischief--managed]

It's today 5/2/25

[shower-raccoon]

hell yeah

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Woo!! We got a palindrome day! And I even managed a relbog on the actual day

[fillthedarkvoid]

When is the next?

[shower-raccoon]

the next mm/dd/yy palindrome day is the second of may (5/2/25 in mm/dd/yy), after which the 20th through the 29th are all mm/dd/yy palindrome days.

the next dd/mm/yy palindrome day is 6/2/26, so a year and a day away

[fillthedarkvoid]

Ohhhh thank you :)

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896

[t3acupz]

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

[rat-detector]

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

[thewalrusfrompingu]

What’s Ed Balls day?

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Omg, okay explanation time. 

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html 

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Now that the clock has struck midnight…

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP

[lavender-and-red]

IT’S HERE

[flapjacques]

[enchantingruinscandy]

I MISSED ED BALLS DAY AND IM MAD ABOUT IT SO THIS IS GOING INTO MY QUEUE FOR ED BALLS DAY 2023

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY FROM THE PAST MOTHERFUCKERS

[enchantingruinscandy]

Happy Ed Balls day 2024!

[natequarter]

[ID: 1. A picture of Ed Balls on a london underground ad. Text below reads, “Never forget. 28th April #EdBallsDay.”

2. A tweet from edballs, written on 28th april 2011. it reads, “ed balls.”

3. A tweet from nick_clegg: “Ed Balls.” this was followed by a tweet from edballs: “I agree with Nick… RT @nick_clegg: Ed Balls.”

4. Ed Balls’ Wikipedia page edited to have every single word replaced with the phrase, “Ed Balls.”

5. A photo of a selection of birthday cards marked as celebrating the event, “Ed Balls Day.” A tweet from Carousel_Lights remarks: “#EdBallsDay has become so commercialised. Shame really.”

6. A series of Coke bottles. The label on each reads, “Share a Coke with Ed Balls.”

7. A framed and signed version of the original Ed Balls tweet.

8. A photo of two Tesco’s Scotch eggs. A tweet from Tesco describes them as, “Egg Balls.”

9. A tweet from edballs, which reads: “Ed Balls #10LongYears.” Attached is a photo of Ed Balls holding a birthday cake with a “10” candle. /end ID]

[totally-india]

Happy Ed balls day to those who celebrate

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[archaicfirehydrants]

today

[what-day-of-the-week]

All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:

November 26 2023

May 26 2024

January 26 2025

October 26 2025

April 26 2026

July 26 2026

September 26 2027

December 26 2027

March 26 2028

November 26 2028

August 26 2029

May 26 2030

January 26 2031

October 26 2031

September 26 2032

December 26 2032

June 26 2033

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[manypersons]

gotta queue this for next year too

[runcibility]

[singing this to “let the bodies hit the floor”]

[bruneburg]

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

[afeelgoodblog]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

[shrewreadings]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

[squidificati0n]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

[communistkirby]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

[dsudis]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!!

[catgirl-kaiju]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

I just queued this for a year

[amphsy]

here he is... the april fool

[infiniteoreos]

knife png to click and drag for your tumblr stabbing needs

[gayfanficsanonymous]

NO IM SCREAMING THIS IS PERFECT

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH EVERYONE

[elonmuskisabitch]

happy ides of march

[elonmuskisabitch]

if you all don’t light this up for ten years on saturday…

[renniewolfey]

kill! kill! kill!

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Obligatory stab Caesar gif reporting for duty 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[jediplinth]

You can only post this once a year

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.