honeymoon

shoot me down, come on, hurt me. im wide open and deserving

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[passengerprincipessa]

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[cherrycokeoak]

knew my generation was fucked the moment bitches started showing up drunk and or hungover in like 7-8th grade on a monday and we had to help them walk and throw up without teachers seeing their state

[cherrycokeoak]

i think i've failed as a feminist today

our teacher was yelling at a girl and my seatmate turned to me and asked "is she on her period lmfao" and all i could say was "what the fuck did you just say" . . .

i should've beaten his ass up, ill try to the next time it happens

[cherrycokeoak]

shoot me down, come on, hurt me

im wide open and deserving

[cherrycokeoak]

listening to azealia banks while writing an essay personally defending brutus, its what he would've wanted

[wolfliet]

actually im gonna take one more whack at the hornet's nest. unsurprising that nobody online seems to care that much about the lack of character resolution in midnight mass (particularly for the sheriff and his son) when they really only seem to care about pruitt and no one else :))) how convenient, though, about those characters' different skin tones and religions :) how convenient that ppl only post about hassan if it's a thirst trap. convenient :)))

[cherrycokeoak]

you can tell a lot about the political climate in america by the way ariana grande markets herself

the 7 rings era when she was tan and kept saying bitch and using aave? we were blue and steadily becoming woker

now she's pale thin and infantilizing herself? white supremacy is back in business

[cherrycokeoak]

ive never quite met an artist like lana del rey. im staying ten toes behind her at all times

she has such an amazing discography, and im not even talking about her more known albums like have yall listened to cotcc back to back? ITS AMAZING. so are bb, honeymoon and lfl

dont even get me started on bb its her best album and has no skips (not that the others do, but i feel like every bb song is a 10/10 she really did her big on with that)

and her singles??? TOUGH AND WATERCOLOR EYES WENT TRIPLE PLATINUM IN MY ROOM

i've never been so connected to an artist on a spiritual level

i want to go on a rant about every one of her songs (or at least some of em)

her voice is angelicccc and even if i dont necessarily relate to all her songs she has a way of making me feel like im her in that situation

shes a modern day siren lowkey

[cherrycokeoak]

am i a young hoe because i cook everything on high or do i cook everything on high because im a young hoe

[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

[cherrycokeoak]

hearing my homophobic classmate humming wild and untamed thing from the rocky horror picture show aka the gayest form of fiction ever... im noticing

other gay things hes done:

wrestle with his homeboy and getting tomato red in the face

has been in a relationship with my gay hg

said he genuinely finds lebron hot but not in a gay way apparently

should i document his gay realization journey?

[cherrycokeoak]

men letting out low whistles is so attractive

[cherrycokeoak]

throwback to the time i tried to be edgy and misunderstood so when a gangster guy got seated next to me in class i decided to play the entirety of perverts by ethel cain on my phone on low volume so that only he could hear it

he didn't notice it at first but as we got to pulldrone he started looking at me weirdly and kept asking everyone if they heard what he heard and he was like "man wtf is this"

he let it go when no one else could hear it but during amber waves he just stared at me for like a long time and muttered under his breath "jesus christ"

i lowk feel embarrassed now thats why it took me so long to confess this but its whatever

do you guys think i made him an ethel stan now

[ducksoup17]

yeah bro my love for you is intrinsically woven into the very fabric of the narrative and is continuously the reason i find it within myself to keep on fighting and has actually empowered me to save myself and many others on multiple occasions but it’s fine if you don’t like me back or whatever

[cherrycokeoak]

i've been a slut, bitch, backstabbing whore

but never stupid