Procrastination Central

How many graduations will this blog see before I get a cooler hobby? probably all of them

[van1llaskys]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[annabelle--cane]

[tallowandport]

WAIT. Y'ALL I HAVE AN IDEA.

Eridian Grace au, right? But get this:

Grace tells Rocky about the different types of funeral/burial rites/traditions humans do.

They collectively decide that when Grace dies, they want to cremate him and then crush the ash into a crystal. (though Grace declares he wants extra material added when the crystal pressurisation is done, because cremation crystals usually end up very small due to density and mass, and Grace wants his crystal to be shaped like an accurate human brain! For science!)

so the time comes, graces ash (+ extra materials) are compressed into a crystal, and now Grace is a very nice diamond that's about the size and shape of what his human brain was.

Maybe Rocky likes to bring it to the dome and leave it on the beach every now and then- like a sentimentality thing.

Maybe one day, they start hearing an odd resonance coming from within the crystal brain. Almost as if...

They rush off to the scientists.

Now. think about this.

Eridians brains are crystals.

soooo, it's discovered that the crystal made out of the ashes of Grace, has miraculously become... basically an Eridian brain.

Grace is Eridian now!!

Obviously he's a dormant Eridian, considering he's literally just a brain.

but they build a body for him! the introduce the proper worker cells into the system and into/around his brain.

And Boom! Grace is awake and now an Eridian!! stumbling around and learning to live again!!

[bententeren]

ok so. so we’re just. not reading now. wow ok. ok!!! booktok says we should remove half of the fun from reading!!! wow!!! (i found this in a video and apparently it’s not just this person doing it. it’s. quite a few of them. just to make that clear.)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The thing is that Eridians canonically breed externally, by just laying eggs next to each other. Since it happens outside the body, and exclusively for procreation, it seems unlikely that this process would have the same kind of taboos attached to it that human sex does?

By comparison, book Eridians have huge taboos around eating. Possibly in part because they shit at the same time as they eat. Grace manages to talk Rocky into letting him watch him eat 'for science', but it's a hugely awkward experience. At the end of the book, it's mentioned that Rocky had to tell Grace to stop talking about food in 'polite company' when they got to Erid.

So what I'm saying is: Eridian middle school teacher Ryland Grace is probably gonna have to train himself back into saying “fuck”, because “fudge” is likely way more profane from an Eridian perspective.

[anxeious]

[qwanderer]

Thinking about the deep secondhand embarrassment from the repetitive tapping scene and how it's caused by Rocky not understanding that Grace can't immediately tell there's an object in the room just by how the room sounds.

Thinking about how it’s almost immediately echoed in reverse by the tape measure scene, caused by Grace not understanding that Rocky can't tell the differences in how surfaces reflect light.

[kushblazer666]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

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[dark-academia-lady]

archiveofourown.edu