firestarter3D.

i am a lesbian trans-woman and i go by chiara. (real name/chosen name) my pronouns are she/her (im 31 years old)

[empiressmp]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

On the midnight train

[queen-gorgo]

Going anywhere

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She'll see she's not so tough

Just because

She's in love

With an uptown giiiiirrrlllll

[chiarathegoddess]

We shouldn't expect anything to come from it, you gotta remember sometimes girls just wanna have fun.

[pictures-of-dogs]

you ever thought about THIS… i bet you haven’t….

[chiarathegoddess]

This is just the plot of brother bear in one picture

[writing-prompt-s]

The power of a spell is inversely proportional to the amount of words in its name. You, hated and exiled, invented the first single word spell:

[chiarathegoddess]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. (It is a real word, it's a type of lung disease)

[bloendram-deactivated20230905]

[chiarathegoddess]

ya know vampires and autistic people do share a lot in common.

- having sensory issues around certain food, light and textures.

- Not understanding social cues

- having a safe food/drink

- following the rules to the letter.

- usually having special interest that they care passionately about and will share with anyone who ask or doesn't ask

(and before anyone gets their knickers in a wad, I'm also autistic and am also making fun of myself)

[silversickles-deactivated202101]

This blog is a safe space.

Nazis, TERFs, pedophiles, bigots, Tr*mp supporters, Islamophobes, exclusionists, queerphobes, and anyone who can’t reblog this post, etc, do not interact. I will block you.

[the-mimic-is-a-cynic]

Hell yeah!

[sygol]

my life fucking sucks because they dont let me play with grenade launcher

[chiarathegoddess]

for a second I thought this said my life sucks cause they don't let me play with gender launcher and I didn't even question it.

[bogleech]

currently going viral on facebook

Their Friends

[quasi-normalcy]

What, don’t you love Bug Bord, Almo, and Groover?

[mananabuffins]

They look like Bob’s Burgers characters. Especially the red one

[chiarathegoddess]

5 night's at Walmart

[chiarathegoddess]

What is your Hogwarts house?

I'm a Hufflepuff, I know kinda an underated house but honestly the most accepting of all the houses.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Discord (the app) had a shade of orange they called A Fucking Complaint.

[chiarathegoddess]

now I need to know what that shade of orange looked like.

[writing-prompt-s]

As a little kid, you liked to pull harmless pranks on the local cryptids. As you grew older you realized the danger of going out into the woods and stopped visiting them. Turns out, the cryptids had fond memories of your antics and want to come and see you again.

[chiarathegoddess]

and this is why you LEAVE THE FAE ALONE!

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[chiarathegoddess]

I feel like with the amount of fae that are probably walking around the world and are on this site any sort of name tag is probably a bad idea

[sword-and-nightingale]

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

[shera-dnd]

IT'S THE WEASEL DEN EMERGENCY FUNDRAISER

Well it's an actual emergency, but I'm trying to keep the mood light so I don't fry my brain with worry

So my father has a surgery scheduled for one week from now, thankfully our country has universal health care so the surgery is free, but he will have to go through a 2 month long recovery period in which he will not be able to work.

For those 2 months I'll be the sole source of income for a family of four, so I'm here to ask you to help me do that.

And as an extra incentive me and @midnightechoes have teamed up once again in one massive special donation campaign spanning those two months

As you can see we're kinda asking for a lot, but I truly believe that even the smallest donation can still make a world of difference, so if you have anything left over that you'd like to donate please consider going to my kofi over at ko-fi.com/loriela to lend me a hand or give this post a reblog to boost its reach.

So you might have a few questions in mind, such as:

Why 1000 dollars? 

Because I did some math on my family's monthly expenses and here is how it breaks down

230$ rent

60~$ power bill 

20~$ water bill 

25$ internet bill 

40$ meds for me and my dad 

80$ my therapy 

= 455$ per month 

910$ for both months 

Remaining 90$ will be used for emergencies+paying the artist

This does not cover groceries or other amenities, but thankfully we have saved enough money to cover at least that.

What is with the due dates?

Those are supposed to coincide with the due dates for rent and bills, because even if I make my goal if I don't meet those dates the money isn't gonna be very helpful

If I donate early and my fic doesn't get chosen does it carry over to the next goal?

YES, IT DOES! Fic ideas will carry over from goal to goal all the way to the final raffle at 850$ meaning if you donate early your idea has 7 chances to win

I actually like some of the default fic ideas, can I vote for them instead?

Yes, you can. All of the default options will also carry over, so if you're particularly interested in any of them you'll have 3 chances to vote for your favorite.

If you have any other questions please send me an ask or message me, and do remember that even the slightest bit of help makes a world of difference

[chiarathegoddess]

an A.I image generator made this and I figured everyone should get a chance to see the pretty thing.

[writing-prompt-s]

You can talk to ghosts, but you’ve never liked using your power much. That is, until you realized ghosts have problems too, and they’re willing to pay, in their own way, for solutions to those problems. You launch a new business venture.

[chiarathegoddess]

so just ghost therapy

[foldsofyourbrain]

[ifeeltheblame]

[Image description: A pink header that reads, “this user’s blog is a safe place for trans lesbians. End ID]

[chiarathegoddess]

TikTok knows about Homestuck this is not a drill, I repeat TikTok knows about Homestuck.