That/bitch

[kosmogrl]

“rip tumblr” girl i’m literally still here

[myexternalmemory]

[grasshoppersgreenherbarianband]

Drugs in the 1960s: This will free your mind. Unplug, dropout, and live in a forest with others who have stopped believing in soap.

Drugs Now: By doing small amounts of LSD everyday I maximize my productivity allowing me to generate more capital for my boss.

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

[martindykewood]

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

[daddyssleepypup-deactivated2020]

SPOOKY MOOD!!!

[simpscreens]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the sexiest thing abt me ? i love soup

[hupperts]

[reverseracism]

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

[kemetic-dreams]

Afrakan history

[firelorcl]

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

[thoughts-in-shower]

Kids endlessly asking “why” are actually applying the socratic method and stimulate adults to think critically.

[dojacat]

[marvelandshit]

[asapwalky]

*thinks about dick in silence*

[jenessey]

Really just wanna grow with my man and provide him with a warm mouth and guts to dig in on the regular

[eightiesandninetiesanime]

[tannukki]