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we will fight to shine together, bright forever ✨👏🏻

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reggie, with a box in his hands: what would you say if i came home with a bunch if puppies one day?

alex: what's in the box?

reggie:

alex: what's in the box reggie?

reggie:

reggie: i think you know

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alex: my name is alex mercer and i speak for julie and the phantoms

alex: julie and the phantoms says fuck you, caleb

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reggie: aight luke, alex whatever do you think when butterflies are in love that they feel humans in their stomach?

luke: ........

alex: reggie. my ghost band member. my friend. bitch. what the FUCK?

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literally my best friend istg ✌🏻

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if the phantoms could text:

alex: alright let's not do anything stupid. maybe stay out of trouble for a hot minute

luke: *seen 4:42 pm*

reggie: alright we should go and probably save luke

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the fact that in the entire band, only alex has a fucking brain cell, but nobody ever listens to alex

alex and his one brain cell looking at the decisions the phantoms make:

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alec: you were so drunk last night!

jace: no i wasn't

izzy: you called yourself ugly

jace: *silence* oh gOD

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idc what anyone says i would marry will in .3 seconds

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jace: i’m the kind of person that likes to think things through

alec:

alec: since when?? i once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

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jace: i’m a very bad man. i’m a very very bad person. i’m a terrible human.

alec:

izzy:

simon:

clary:

jace: “no you’re not jace. we love you jace.”

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[nate and chuck in an argument]

nate: *making valid points and arguments*

chuck: *knows nate is right*

also chuck: ‘i’m chuck bass’

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maryse: if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?

alec: mother, i was the one with the idea. you birthed a leader, not a follower.

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[in an argument]

magnus: fuck you

alec: later. now, listen you little shit...

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liam: *has an idea*

stiles: it seems like u have a plan, let’s discuss it-

liam: *runs away*

stiles: WHERE ARE YOU GOING

liam: i’ll be back

stiles: were we like that?

scott: ...worse

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jace: hey guys, simon is in the pool and i don’t think he’s water proof.

alec: i think he’s trying to say that simon is drowning

izzy: oh, okay.

izzy:

izzy: wait whAT-

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sometimes u gotta ask yourself - WWJD?

what would jace do?

and then u do the exact opposite.

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so ur telling me that when clary told everyone she used the wish to bring back jace and alec said he would’ve done the same thing, he meant to bring magnus back ???? coincidence ?? I THINK THE FUCK NOT