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aropride

could an average, able-bodied person reasonably walk from where you live to a library, in good weather?

yes, because i live at a school/college etc with a library

yes, very easily

yes, there's a library in a reasonable walking distance

yes, but it'd take a while / terrain would suck to navigate

yes, but it'd take so long / be difficult enough to do that nobody would

no, there's no library in a reasonable walking distance

Voting ended onApr 23

#library is in a v hilly part of town and the hills are STEEP #like when I lived closer it was a 20 minute walk #now it would be closer to a 30 minute walk and some parts don't have a sidewalk and 75% is uphill #so depending on *where* in town you lived depends on if you can walk there reasonably or not

herssian

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

allykatsart

instabilitylili

I love you unwell elf girl

instabilitylili

I love you unwell elf girl (in manga form)

princessdollknight

mercy was never an option

princessdollknight

tranq dart engraved with "i have a suggestion"

yeenaaldlooshii

the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy

yeenaaldlooshii

if you have like 5 hand tools and a can-do attitude congrats. youve solved 90% of your home maintenance problems. theres no need to ask and wait for other ppl to do it for you, or got forbid pay out the ass for maintenance guys. this is my universal advice for city dwellers

yeenaaldlooshii

actually im not done. the 5 hand tools are a claw hammer, a screwdriver (the kind with swappable bits), combination pliers, an adjustable wrench, and a tape measure. now all you need is a phone with internet. go to yt and type in "how to do x". watch a 5 min video showing you how to do it. do it. congrats. you are now the handyman of the house and the world is your oyster

yeenaaldlooshii

obligatory disclaimer for the piss on the poor website though. dont fuck with electricity if you dont know what youre doing, and save plumbing issues for later when youre not so green anymore. ok now go and be free

boozehund-blog

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

wolfprud3-deactivated20170620

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

bitterblackboricua

theimfamousbitch

guiltyidealist

Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On

nuclei

guineapigposting

I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

shamebats

clown-guitar

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

clown-guitar

guys i think pacific rim takes place in 2025. no way to be sure though

willow-lark

isawken

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

kensawyou

what’s a henway?

isawken

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

toastyyrye

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

ineffablepretzel

First time smut reader: I'd better read this as a guest so it's not in my history. I'm never telling anyone about this. Oh my god, how do people dare to comment, I could never.

Seasoned smut reader:

dduane

Colorado health officials are trying to find anyone who attended an adoption event where one of the puppies later tested positive for rabies

SHIT.

Please reblog!

thatdisasterauthor

If you went to this event, or know anyone who did, take action IMMEDIATELY.

muffinlance

For those who don't want to read: animal adoption event in Colorado recently, one of the puppies had RABIES, they're trying to track down everyone who might have had contact to get them medical treatment ASAP (because RABIES), this is a very straight forward "oh shit signal boost just in case someone who needs to see this does" chain

deadmomjokes

Super important to get the word out-- rabies is spread via body fluids, not just bites or scratches. And not only are puppies known for teething and scratching accidentally, people tend to let puppies lick them like crazy, including on the face where permeable mucus membranes are, so it's totally possible someone was exposed without being bitten. So yes, signal boost, and if you know people in Colorado, see if you can get them to take a look and share the article/information with their local networks. Always better safe than sorry where rabies is concerned.

smallhorizons

Anyone who attended the July 20 event at Moms and Mutts Colorado Rescue for Pregnant and Nursing Dogs in Sheridan (address sometimes listed as Engelwood) should IMMEDIATELY reach out to the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment (CDPHE) in the following manners:

Call the agency hotline during business hours at 303-692-2700

Call the off-hours hotline after business hours or on weekends or holidays at 303-370-9395

Send an email to [email protected]

Post-exposure treatment for rabies is 100% effective if undergone before the onset of symptoms! After symptoms have begun, the mortality rate is very nearly 100%. It is vital that everyone who attended this event be screened as soon as possible.

Bruh

kedreeva

Couldn't find Eris today for a hot minute. Counted the birds in her pen and came up 1 bird short, but I was SURE I didn't leave the door open. I looked all over the coop, I walked to her favorite dozing/sunbathing spots in the pen. Finally I thought, there's only one place I haven't looked, behind the door to the coop....

There she is. Mud colored little hen. Laying.... down.... like a broody.

Hey Eris..... what... whatcha got there...

Can I see it please?

Oh for pete's sake, not this again.

That's not an egg, that's a ball pit ball, Eris. It's goddamn blue.

This is why I can't take people seriously when they tell me mother birds will kick a bad egg out of the nest because They Know something is wrong. No, they don't. They don't know anything. Look at her face. Look at those completely blank eyes. There's not one single thought in that head. In fact, if you get close enough, you can hear the faint echo of elevator music drifting from the empty cavern of her skull.

By the way this is hands down the smartest bird I own.