Chicken Nugget Overlord

Hi, I'm Jace. Welcome to my art blog. My main is @the-chickennuggetoverlord

[satanscatsan]

...and I won't be just a joke to you

[sunkisstbear]

bear 🍊

[ao3-anonymous]

What in the fanfic hell is this?? 😂😂

[moonblossom]

And there was only one (heart-shaped) bed

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

oh my god they were shipmates

[robo-gock-deactivated20260110]

I can’t even jerk off anymore it’s too fucking easy I win every time

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[kittydealer]

delivery kitty

[voidami]

For anyone who feels alone in their support for Palestine. 🇵🇸

[songofsaraneth]

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[marlinspirkhall]

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

[taken-aurally]

It’s years before anyone explains it to him.

[thetimetostrikeislater]

People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.

[thetimetostrikeislater]

[whetstonefires]

The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. That’s a word, it’s his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, they’re putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.

It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.

Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.

[thesaltofcarthage]

Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).

And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.

The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down. 

Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city. 

And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families. 

There’s no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride. 

[shinobicyrus]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AT LAST

For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.

Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying “You appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the ‘bean-bag-chair,’ we can discuss the source of your distress.”

A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldn’t get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.

Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldn’t get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they’d have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.

Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids he’d helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.

And he’d probably remember them too. “Welcome back, Eliza.”

[departmentq]

“…Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so logically happiness must slow it down…”

Will reblog every time it crosses my dash 🖖🏾

[chickennuggetoverlord-art]

ok yall i think imma just give up and stop posting on this acc, and ik theres no one on here but i post my art on my insta instead now (@/chicken_nugget_overlord_) so if someone sees this and wants to follow me there pls do💕

[chickennuggetoverlord-art]

teensy sketch dump since i havent posted anything on here in f o r e v e r :,(

(btw i post more often on my insta so!!! its @/chicken_nugget_overlord_ )

[chickennuggetoverlord-art]

he,,,, is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[chickennuggetoverlord-art]

GIRLS ARE HOT

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[chickennuggetoverlord-art]

Comfort Crowd Conan!!! 

lineart vs colored vs no lineart vs sketch :))

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[the-chickennuggetoverlord]

so, im 16 now, and i can get a tattoo!! i was thinking of getting this lil dude on my wrist as a starter tat🥺

[chickennuggetoverlord-art]

for @/mnt_kaedi on insta's dtiys!!!! issa raspberry witch!!!!! :)))

[the-chickennuggetoverlord]

so, uh, yeah, after i took these pics i proceeded to absolutely ruin this with watercolor, as im still experimenting! a lil sad that i ruined it but thats ok, it wont always end out like this!