incognitochimken

just here for the doom scroll and comedy not seriousness | she/her idrc 😘 | the yapperist of yappers

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[memeuplift]

[whereismywizardhat]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onJul 20

[real-language-facts]

are any languages dating

yeah

[green-is-gay]

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

You’d think a dragon of Vhagars age would have some kind of respiratory disease by now

But nope, this Granny is huffing and puffing that fire

[chickenonafencepost]

@mossyraccoon097 i'm gonna keep doing this until you bring me my computer. if you do not acknowledge my hand collected bounty i won't make your fav spicy seafood tn ‼️🚨🫪🦠😈😩🫠 (snort 🫶)

[mossyraccoon097]

Get your computer yourself 😭 you’re closer to it then me, I’m busyyyyyyy I’m with my girlfriend right now.

[chickenonafencepost]

BRO SOME SHIT DONT NEEDA BE ON AIR THANKS FOR THE CENSORSHIP

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

You’d think a dragon of Vhagars age would have some kind of respiratory disease by now

But nope, this Granny is huffing and puffing that fire

[chickenonafencepost]

@mossyraccoon097 i'm gonna keep doing this until you bring me my computer. if you do not acknowledge my hand collected bounty i won't make your fav spicy seafood tn ‼️🚨🫪🦠😈😩🫠 (snort 🫶)

[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[weevilwoodpecker]

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

[the-haiku-bot]

i always reblog

pro wasp propaganda to

spite my phobia

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chickenonafencepost]

@mossyraccoon097 i'm gonna keep tagging you in posts until you grab me my computer from the other room (here!! it's a bug!! you're studying bugs!! have fun with the bug!!)

[puckishshsh]

[chickenonafencepost]

@mossyraccoon097 aweee your likes are infecting mine!! how dare you use my computer :(

[man-offical]

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

[chickenonafencepost]

@mossyraccoon097 wait weird question but i don't think i've heard your answers to some of these- ANSWER MY RIDDLES SEVEN

[rollercoasterwords]

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….