chicknparmm

just here for fanfics honestly

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

my spongebob favorite quotes video is making its rounds again so i made another, there are still so many more it would probably be like an hour long

[grecoromanyaoi]

*twirls strand of hair around my finger* hes just soooo (starts describing the absolute worst man in the history of the world)

[draumboosky]

[draumboosky]

[neo-zeon]

HIS HAIR?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS GEAR??

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS JEWELRY???

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

ME?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

[o0aj0o]

👀 imma just drop this

Whoever made this is not wrong.

[chicknnparmm]

doesn’t make me wanna fuck him any less though,,,

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ghostscriesx]

consider also

[skinyyismydream]

[susiephone]

since pride month is coming up, that also means we’re getting closer to the month when there’ll be 10000 posts reminding us that all the gay pride merch is just a corporate cash-in, that these corporations don’t care about us, that the world isn’t really any better, that none of the pride merch and ads actually mean anything, that it isn’t really progressive, blah blah blah

let me just say

i know. most people on here know. you are not the sole thinking person in a world of sheep. i promise you that the person you’re making all these points to has heard it 100 times 100 ways from 100 other people. we know, tumblr. we know. 

but dammit, one month a year i get rainbow everything, and that’s a breath of fresh air after eleven months of straight nonsense. i LOVE seeing pride everywhere, even if it is just a corporate cash-grab. and it’s not like i can just opt out of this capitalist society, so fuck it, imma buy all the rainbow, pride-themed, gay merch i can get my hands on.

the world is a capitalist hellhole and there is no escape, so we may as well have what fun we can with it while we try and make things better.

happy pride, folks.

[unnaturalbabe-deactivated-deact]

tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[impossiblerebelblaze]

I’m starting the ‘genuine setheverman appreciation club’ because yea I know hes a meme but I think hes genuinely funny and a legitimately cool dude, reblog to join the club

[setheverman]

holy shit this made me so happy

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

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where are you gonna keep it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

:)

[ginger-ale-official]

I don’t like this post very much

[haiyaxai-deactivated20151103]

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

 Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks

Textbooknova 

Reddit

Bookboon 

Textbookrevolution 

GaTech Math Textbooks

Ebookee 

Freebookspot 

Free-ebooks

Getfreeebooks 

BookFinder

Oerconsortium 

Project Gutenberg

[crystalgarbage-blog]

Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive. 

[referencesforartists]

not necessarily art related but as someone who couldn’t afford their textbooks this semester this is a godsend

[amplifytheworld-blog]

REBLOGGING because after a little digging, I found my $200 textbook for free in PDF form.

[inunchartedwaters-deactivated20]

friendly reminder that this exists since I know we’re all going back to college soon

[togglepop]

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[rainbowravioli]

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

[therealbucky05]

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

[beaubete]

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

[probablynot404]

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

[itsaubreylmfao]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

[lbyrinth-deactivated20210324]

FUCK

[badkidgorgug]

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

two lives - you and the poor unsuspecting human reading your email 

[toastbutteregg]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[glumshoe]

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

[glumshoe]

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

[glumshoe]

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

[echomortis]

[viostormcaller]

KSJQLJWLEJDKENELNFLUEODJE

[duboisdraws]

The dangers of being backstage.

[chicknnparmm]

When I first saw Lucio:

When I learned who Lucio really was: