crying @ the way he tried to smile for the cameras then immediately visibly hated himself for it
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crying @ the way he tried to smile for the cameras then immediately visibly hated himself for it
okay but Battinson definitely stayed up for at least a week learning everything he possibly could about carpentry and interior systems in order to be prepared for the next time a villain leaves a flooring tool as a clue in a triple(?) homicide
I keep seeing posts of Selina calling Bruce babygirl and when i tell you i go slap feral every single time
Selina: so what are you? Big spoon or little spoon?
Bruce: knife
Selina:
Selina: So little spoon, got it.
Bruce: *vibrates*
Reckon battinson just chills upside-down sometimes. All wrapped up in his cape. For the aesthetic and also bc he somehow accidentally wound up dangling from the rafters that way and didn't feel like climbing back up
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My fellow The Batman (2022) fans:
Somebody PLEASE draw Bruce and Selina in the Cordelia poster pose:
I have zero artistic talent somebody please make this happen.
idk if anyone actually looks at this blog but i apologize for the lack of avatar. iām no bot i just have my heart set on a specific image for an avatar and have been struggling to obtain it
This Batman is Anxious this Batman is Autistic this Batman is Aromantic this Batman is Asexual this Batman is Alterous this Batman is a hero, you could basically say heās AAAAAH!
itās so stupid and impractical but the one thing i really want is a scene of Bats going to Selina after a rough case and getting some patching-up and thereās blood coming from under the mask but he isnāt ready for her to see his face yet but sheās insisting on cleaning it so the compromise is mask comes off but she sits behind him and reaches around and he guides her hands with his even though itād be a lot simpler for her to just hand him the cloth, i have needs okay
i see posts about a playboy persona and trying to imagine it with this bruce all my brain can conjure up is thatĀ āpeople always ask me, whatās it like being a sexy- *FLOP*ā vine but idk if heād even get that far.
personally my hope is that heāll be so socially awkward itās almost physically painful to watch and that heās struggling his way through all these events or whatever trying to do some good while itās totally, visibly obvious that he wants to go hide in a trashcan
but whenever heās out as bruce he just happens to stumble into situations that are able to be completely misinterpreted and Gotham just kind of decides that heās this sexy playboy and he isnāt particularly thrilled with that image but heāll take it
ngl also in the final act when Selina was sitting directly on top of Bruce after heād just been hit at point blank range with a double-barreled shotgun my dumb ass genuinely thought, honestly and sincerely expected, not another bad guy to show up but for Bruce to kinda start flatlining a little and Selina to get all concerned,Ā āStay with me, baby!ā that kind of thing and for him to just barely wheeze out that sheās on top of his cracked ribs or something like this is a dang cartoon
this was probably obvious to everyone else but i was confused over why Bats screamed Like That in the final act, like i knew he was hurt but considering the other injuries he was able to walk off i didnāt reckon he was in that much pain but then i just remembered what he said to Alfred about fear of losing people he cares about and remembered the overkill when he got up and realized that wasnāt (entirely) a scream of pain, it was terror and rageĀ
all alfred had to say wasĀ āi could teach you to fightā and i took that to mean that Bruce learned to fight as a means to cope with social anxiety and his bulletproof bat gear is for anxiety and i have feelings
I donāt want to take away Bruceās agency but I also want to see Gordon smacking the shit out of someone for making fun of his quiet, mumbly, awkward Bat friend.
the batman (2022)
The Batman (2022)
Batman: *lurking in a corner, mumbling his way through a crime scene*
GCPD: *going about their business*
Batman: *looming over a knife in the corner of the room, still mumbling. One officer approaches him and he shines a flashlight at her until she walks away*
GCPD: can we get this weirdo out of here or�?
Batman: *mumbles a bit louder, then stares at a few officers with tears his eyes before disappearing*
GCPD: ???
Gordon, sighing, very tired: He solved the case then monologued about how heās turning into a shadow-bat. Letās wrap it up.
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Exactly this