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crying @ the way he tried to smile for the cameras then immediately visibly hated himself for it

#it's like he remembers partway through that he's at a funeral and this might not be the best social cue XD #he tried tho

okay but Battinson definitely stayed up for at least a week learning everything he possibly could about carpentry and interior systems in order to be prepared for the next time a villain leaves a flooring tool as a clue in a triple(?) homicide

#battinson #the batman 2022

I keep seeing posts of Selina calling Bruce babygirl and when i tell you i go slap feral every single time

Selina: so what are you? Big spoon or little spoon?

Bruce: knife

Selina:

Selina: So little spoon, got it.

Bruce: *vibrates*

#Battinson #Batcat #The Batman 2022

Reckon battinson just chills upside-down sometimes. All wrapped up in his cape. For the aesthetic and also bc he somehow accidentally wound up dangling from the rafters that way and didn't feel like climbing back up

#Battinson #The Batman 2022 #Poor Alfred trying to determine at one point an aesthetic needs intervention

k9effect

Friends enemies don't let friends enemies do their own makeup

ladyantiheroine

My fellow The Batman (2022) fans:

Somebody PLEASE draw Bruce and Selina in the Cordelia poster pose:

I have zero artistic talent somebody please make this happen.

#PLEASE

idk if anyone actually looks at this blog but i apologize for the lack of avatar. i’m no bot i just have my heart set on a specific image for an avatar and have been struggling to obtain it

This Batman is Anxious this Batman is Autistic this Batman is Aromantic this Batman is Asexual this Batman is Alterous this Batman is a hero, you could basically say he’s AAAAAH!

#battinson #the batman 2022

it’s so stupid and impractical but the one thing i really want is a scene of Bats going to Selina after a rough case and getting some patching-up and there’s blood coming from under the mask but he isn’t ready for her to see his face yet but she’s insisting on cleaning it so the compromise is mask comes off but she sits behind him and reaches around and he guides her hands with his even though it’d be a lot simpler for her to just hand him the cloth, i have needs okay

#battinson #the batman 2022 #selina kyle #the bat and the cat #oh my god and she puts her chin on his shoulder and he's so tense but gradually relaxes

i see posts about a playboy persona and trying to imagine it with this bruce all my brain can conjure up is that “people always ask me, what’s it like being a sexy- *FLOP*” vine but idk if he’d even get that far.

personally my hope is that he’ll be so socially awkward it’s almost physically painful to watch and that he’s struggling his way through all these events or whatever trying to do some good while it’s totally, visibly obvious that he wants to go hide in a trashcan

but whenever he’s out as bruce he just happens to stumble into situations that are able to be completely misinterpreted and Gotham just kind of decides that he’s this sexy playboy and he isn’t particularly thrilled with that image but he’ll take it

#battinson #the batman 2022 #alternatively in this world gotham knows he's a social mess and their newspapers are like #''startled raccoon donates another billion to public works''#and ''Self-Care. What we can learn from Bruce Wayne about what not to do''

ngl also in the final act when Selina was sitting directly on top of Bruce after he’d just been hit at point blank range with a double-barreled shotgun my dumb ass genuinely thought, honestly and sincerely expected, not another bad guy to show up but for Bruce to kinda start flatlining a little and Selina to get all concerned, “Stay with me, baby!” that kind of thing and for him to just barely wheeze out that she’s on top of his cracked ribs or something like this is a dang cartoon

#battinson #the batman 2022 #and obviously at that point there would be another kiss #completely ignoring the fact that she's still on top of his horiffically bruised ribs

this was probably obvious to everyone else but i was confused over why Bats screamed Like That in the final act, like i knew he was hurt but considering the other injuries he was able to walk off i didn’t reckon he was in that much pain but then i just remembered what he said to Alfred about fear of losing people he cares about and remembered the overkill when he got up and realized that wasn’t (entirely) a scream of pain, it was terror and rage

#battinson #the batman 2022 #i love him your honor

all alfred had to say was “i could teach you to fight” and i took that to mean that Bruce learned to fight as a means to cope with social anxiety and his bulletproof bat gear is for anxiety and i have feelings

#battinson #the batman 2022

broosepayne

I don’t want to take away Bruce’s agency but I also want to see Gordon smacking the shit out of someone for making fun of his quiet, mumbly, awkward Bat friend.

selenevassos

the batman (2022)

broosepayne

The Batman (2022)

Batman: *lurking in a corner, mumbling his way through a crime scene*

GCPD: *going about their business*

Batman: *looming over a knife in the corner of the room, still mumbling. One officer approaches him and he shines a flashlight at her until she walks away*

GCPD: can we get this weirdo out of here or…??

Batman: *mumbles a bit louder, then stares at a few officers with tears his eyes before disappearing*

GCPD: ???

Gordon, sighing, very tired: He solved the case then monologued about how he’s turning into a shadow-bat. Let’s wrap it up.

broosepayne

@lizardfem

Exactly this

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