No Meme No Life

🏳️‍⚧️She/her, 27🇪🇨

[chikitika]

You look troubled… need more cute girl on dash? I am happy to oblige

[straightboyfriend]

I know you’re a lesbian n stuff but I’m a gay man n I figured it was worth a shot. I think you’re attractive and wanted to know if you would ever want to DM and maybe send each other pics?

are you trying to ask me if i want to sext you through the tumblr anonymous feature

[straightboyfriend]

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[atrophy-husband]

Worms when the vibrations from rain makes them surface

[gaytanic-panic]

people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

[ender--slime]

[dramatic-dolphin]

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[suspiciouscoconut]

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

[the-sapphic-raven]

IT WAS WHAT?

[sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042]

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

[sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042]

[aesthellar]

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[malevolentpotato22]

[whoevenisoliver-deactivated2025]

blahaj :3

[girlcatilina]

[chikitika]

This called me out so specifically what the fuck

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[chocolatesquared]

Visit Original Link

[mendelpalace]

So guess what? The composer of this legendary JRPG-esque song for The Weather Channel actually came forward recently, having learned about the song’s quasi-meme status. His name is Chris Kennedy.

[ermessenda-junction]

Wonder how many people are turning more anticapitalist out of sheer frustration and anger at YouTube shoving a septic torrent of ads in all their videos. It sure is making me detest these idiotic digital landlords even more.

Mobile is especially bad. Does anyone know any adblock for mobile?

[guiltygearofficial]

Despite being a vampire, slayer gets pegged.

[ghoulmachinex]

scuse me mr guilty gears but i think pegging would be the only option for slayer and his wife because being a vampire he wouldn’t have blood to get boners with can you clarify mr gear

[guiltygearofficial]

Hello Dear Gearster (Official Term for Guilty Gear Players)! We here at Guilty Gear Official are glad that you wish to know more about the Guilty Gear Series! In contrast to some fiction, Vampires within the Guilty Gear Series have blood inside them, as seen in the story mode of Guilty Gear Revelator and Guilty Gear Rev 2. Slayer is shown to posess blood when losing his arm in the fight against Bedman. We would hereby officially like to inform you that Slayer Guilty Gear does not suffer from erectile dysfunction due to his vampirism. His erectile dysfunction is entirely unrelated to his vampirism.

Keep Gearing on Gearsters!

[canonjoshua]

This is the first recorded use of the term “Gearsters”.

[guiltygearofficial]

Happy Birthday to Slayer from Guilty Gear!

[mortalityplays]

the funniest thing about being gay is the way that displays of heterosexuality inevitably age into homosexuality. the women's parlour tea societies and pier-side strongmen of the 1900s. the patriotic rosie riveters and coiffed soldier boys of wartime. the A-line skirts and cat eye glasses and mutton chops and flares of the 70s. the camo minidresses and divine sisterhoods and lad on lad on lad culture of the 90s. it's ours now. the bikers and the sailors and the flappers and the beat poets and the hippies and the ladies maids. you parody yourselves to escape from us and we eat it for breakfast forever and ever amen.

[mushroomcaphat]

"DISRUPTION: TACTICS

The faggots never tire of fucking with the men's minds. Once all the faggots let their hair grow long, wore necklaces made of silver and shells and clothes of colorful, elaborate fabrics. They looked so stunning that the men over-looked their principles and began to look stunning also. When the men all looked like faggots, the faggots cut their hair, put on black leather and looked like the men used to look. The men were annoyed and pretended not to notice. Growing bored with basic black leather, the faggots began to elaborate. They wore black fish-net stockings and high heels with their black leather jackets. They carefully sewed imitation rhinestones all over their black leather pants. They wore feather boas as they rode their motorcycles through the devastated city. They wore flowing gold lame gowns and workboots with their short hair and dirty fingernails. They drank beer and swore, in velvet robes and furs. They sipped champagne and talked refined in paint-splattered blue denim. The men did not want to look at any of this. And when they had to, they became confused and petulant and unpleasant, which pleased the faggots."

--Larry Mitchell's The Faggots and Their Friends Between Revolutions

[shriika]

changelings route

[sacred-portal]

[chucchy]

Visit Original Link

[riddlemedeez]