yeehaw

[plattenbauprinz]

Hold me tight and never let go

[werepigeon]

we could've had it all

[sameoldshit]

peak doctor who was the end of season 4 when the entire cast of the previous series turned up and it was just bitchin one liners from everyone without a coherent plot thanks rtd you legend

[imfallingthroughtime]

That title sequence though

[imfallingthroughtime]

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[rusccc]

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

[daddyxanax574]

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

[delphinidin4]

[combustion-man]

[aturnoftheearth]

literally 10 years since 2012. what’s next? 10 years since 2013?

[aturnoftheearth]

[ratsarecute4]

"Frodo broke off a portion of a wafer and handed it to him on its leaf-wrapping. Gollum sniffed at the leaf and his face changed: a spasm of disgust came over it, and a hint of his old malice." -The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, ch 13

[lungthief]

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

[tolerateit]

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

[redstonedust]

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

[dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound]

.

[ashekirk]

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[shittycryptids]

anime catgirl but shes a sphynx cat with all the wrinkles and baldness that implies

[femmepartypoison]

@ribombeee get back here and answer for your crimes

[nat-20s]

Honestly aging Tumblr demographic blah blah blah yadda yadda but goddamn I love stories about Adults. I haven’t been 15 in a decade I simply cannae care about coming of age stories. In fact I think stories specifically about exploring and understand one’s self are significantly more interesting when they’re about people in their 30s or 40s or 80s tbh. Love it when protags aren’t in fucking high school actually

[txttletale]

yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure and was @ed out of nowhere by a sex pest youtube personality i think she can say whatever she wants. get some perspective

[txttletale]

like if i had 1 billion twitter followers or whatever and had had to spend years with right-wing commentators harassing me and making weird sexual comments about me and also getting trotted out to eb ignored at a climate summit every year like a show pony id be fucking killing and eating people at that point