All my homies hate canon

I draw stuff

[chilli-io]

I saw tweet about it, so Tom Holland as Queen Mia Thermopolis's son

I can't tweet about, so if it gets there, say it came from me

[j4ckr4bbits]

[chilli-io]

MORE THE PITT X TLW!!

Okay so, this is a modern au, where the long walk never happened and Harkness and Curly are Dennis and Robby's kids.

At first I was thinking that harkness(first born) was the product of a Dennis and Ronny one night stand, maybe afterwards, Robby sort of distanced himself for the sake of Dennis's future, but Dennis later found out he was expecting. Eventually, Robby and Dennis started talking again, because he wanted to be a part of his baby's life and not be a deadbeat dad. In the end, Dennis and Robby do fall in love for real and stay together.

Because Dennis and Robby can't get off of each other and Robby is constantly jumping Dennis' bones, they end up having another child when Harkness is only 4. That child is Curly.

At that point in time, Dennis had already graduated med school and is now doing his residency. At the same time, Robby is kind of streas out, because he now has 2 kids under 10 and he's already pushing 50(I aged him down a bit) to Dennis's 30.

When Harkness was younger, he looked a lot like Robby, but the older he got, the more he startes to look more like Dennis, he still has traces of robby lol. While Curly came out looking like Dennis straight from the womb, to the point where people confuse him with is dad.

[chilli-io]

Okay. So are here's what I came up with for the "origins" of Harkness

Before Robby leaves for his sabbatical, everyone in the day shift takes him out to a bar somewhere for an impromptu farewell party, because God knows they all need it after the shift they had.

Meanwhile, Dennis has spent the whole day working up the nerve to tell Robby how he feels before he leaves, because according to him, “if I do it now and Robby doesn't feel the same way, I'll have 3 months to get over it and move on.” The problem is the telling part.

So after being hyped up (and eventually pushed towards the corner Robby's standing in) by Trinity and 3 shots of tequila to loosen his inhibitions, Dennis goes over to make the moves on Robby.

When Dennis essentially suggests that they hook up, a slightly tipsy Robby figures, “Why the hell not?”, and they spend the night together.

In the morning, when they’re much more sober, Robby apologizes to Dennis, telling him that they never should have done that and that they could never work. Heartbroken, Dennis realizes that Robby had turned him down before he could actually get his feelings off his chest and he agrees with him, leaving them to go their separate ways for 3 months.

2 weeks after Robby's departure, Dennis wakes up feeling the sickest he's ever felt in his life.

[chilli-io]

Michael Wheeler is going to kill himself when Lover, You Should've Come Over drops in a few years.

[chilli-io]

"I saw daddy kissing Santa", but it's Dennis kissing Robby in a Santa costume

[chilli-io]

MORE THE PITT X TLW!!

Okay so, this is a modern au, where the long walk never happened and Harkness and Curly are Dennis and Robby's kids.

At first I was thinking that harkness(first born) was the product of a Dennis and Ronny one night stand, maybe afterwards, Robby sort of distanced himself for the sake of Dennis's future, but Dennis later found out he was expecting. Eventually, Robby and Dennis started talking again, because he wanted to be a part of his baby's life and not be a deadbeat dad. In the end, Dennis and Robby do fall in love for real and stay together.

Because Dennis and Robby can't get off of each other and Robby is constantly jumping Dennis' bones, they end up having another child when Harkness is only 4. That child is Curly.

At that point in time, Dennis had already graduated med school and is now doing his residency. At the same time, Robby is kind of streas out, because he now has 2 kids under 10 and he's already pushing 50(I aged him down a bit) to Dennis's 30.

When Harkness was younger, he looked a lot like Robby, but the older he got, the more he startes to look more like Dennis, he still has traces of robby lol. While Curly came out looking like Dennis straight from the womb, to the point where people confuse him with is dad.

[chilli-io]

Hucklerobby secret relationship, but everyone at The Pitt don't know that not only are they together, but they have 2 kids.

They find out when one of them shows up with a sprained ankle (Richard Harkness sneak), and Dennis treats him, while Robby gives him a lecture about being careful.

[chilli-io]

Man, stop wasting them people's time

[chilli-io]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Sam Wilson Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Sarah Wilson (Marvel) Additional Tags: Post-Movie: Thunderbolts (2025), Post-Movie: Captain America: Brave New World (2025), Stalking, Crack Treated Seriously, Not Beta Read, Stalker Bucky Barnes, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, How Do I Tag, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Top Bucky Barnes, Bottom Sam Wilson (Marvel) Summary:

Sam feels like he’s being watched.

Not in the “enemy on his tail” way, or even in the “paparazzi won’t quit” way. No, this felt almost personal.

Or

Sam Wilson has a tail

[chilli-io]

Please read my sambucky fic guys

[chilli-io]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Sarah Wilson (Marvel) Additional Tags: Post-Movie: Thunderbolts (2025), Post-Movie: Captain America: Brave New World (2025), Stalking, Crack Treated Seriously, Not Beta Read, Stalker Bucky Barnes, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, How Do I Tag, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Top Bucky Barnes, Bottom Sam Wilson (Marvel) Summary:

Sam feels like he’s being watched.

Not in the “enemy on his tail” way, or even in the “paparazzi won’t quit” way. No, this felt almost personal.

Or

Sam Wilson has a tail

[chilli-io]

How I feel knowing I want to write a Suits Spider!Mike au, but I haven't even gotten past episode 6 of season 1

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Superman shouldn't be floating ominously above the people reaching out and begging for his help like an indifferent god. Superman should be personable, reassuring, someone who makes you feel safe, someone who does good because he genuinely cares, will rush in to help without a second thought, and still take the time to make sure you're okay before getting back to fighting a kaiju.

[chilli-io]

Im gonna rewatch Season 2 twice to cancel out the dumpster fire of season 3

[chilli-io]

The concept of Luke moonlighting as a bounty and crossing paths with Din

[chilli-io]

I think we should all kill ourselves

[thesassycat]

[joeyclaire]

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coffee

tea

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