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noise dept.
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Janaina Medeiros
Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
oozey mess
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies
art blog(derogatory)
blake kathryn
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ellievsbear
shark vs the universe
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@chilllman
He’s going to be my flower boy (I hope)
This was 6 years ago and I know no one will see this. But as of Saturday September 3rd, my most handsome boy crossed the rainbow bridge. I’m getting married in 1 year and I was really hoping with all my heart he would remain my flower boy but life had other plans, he will be missed so dearly.
WRONG
READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER
need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good
the people running the crayola twitter
Tumblr is not a social media site, it is a mid-20s crisis center at this point
New cup
Are you in a shower op
Are you in a fuckin brain shrinking machine ass hole
new favourite hobby, stitching dumb shit onto pretty fabric
it’s morning but i still feel it
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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum
ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess
BUZZFEED DO NOT INTERACT
…can i get an explanation for this post?!
buzzfeed put this post in a listicle so i added pictures so it would throw off the format of the article when embedded. and i like sasuke
For anyone curious (as I was), I went to look: Twitter’s adding a new “super follow” feature where you have to pay to look at a person’s tweets/replies/etc
Tumblr won’t do that because @staff isn’t smart enough to code that in
Twitter users wont survive here, they will trip over the string I tried across the doorway and fall into the spike pit. Its foolproof
This post aged well
i recognize that twitter is on an eight year tumblr delay but this person on tiktok really said tumblr university 2
i never see positivity for us so: if you had bad grades, dropped out, or cheated your way through school i love you so much and you deserve the world <3
did yall know you can reblog this without tagging it with "i was a gifted kid but-"/"i was in honors and never cheated but-"/etc.?
did you know you can just reblog positivity for people who did shitty in school without mentioning how you did well in school?
those is mcdonalds jeans?
Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up
The only thing you check for is if someone else already asked for PTO in the same slot. That's it.
My department fell apart 2 weeks ago when I took my PTO. we were already short handed, someone quit at the start of the week, and there was literally nobody to even call in to cover, so they were fucked. But that's on corporate for refusing to hire enough people. That's on corporate for thinking we need no overlap in our shifts, no midday people . That's not my fault that I needed a specific week off, or even if I just WANTED it off. Businesses know what they need to do, it's not on me to make things easy for a billion dollar corporation that doesn't even give a shit about my store.
Word of advice kids: Don't take workplace advice from someone who uses Scrooge McDuck lighting a cigar with a bank note as their user icon.
Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him
HE JUSTA BABY 🥺
A baby the size of a truck 🥺
I love elephants so much.
When I was in Nepal, I went to an elephant sanctuary and saw this little guy. The little bundles of grass in his front of him were “sandwiches”, brown sugar and salt wrapped in sweet grass, and he was swaying from side to side while he ate, like a little food dance.
Reblog for someone to make you a dozen sandwiches for this weekend’s little happy food dance.
