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sean, he/him, 24

[bengustown]

happy birthday everyone

[bengustown]

Not what I meant.

[bengustown]

happy birthday my beautiful friend Calendar

[7777777awawawa7777777]

you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

[eeveestarstudios-blog]

Why are the snakes homophobic

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cant afford woke snakes

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i rotate this phrase in my head CONSTANTLY

ink: ferris wheel press, cloak and forest

[beardedmrbean]

[imakuni]

so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

[digital-meat]

“Sorry kid this will shave 10 minutes off my run”

[hzrnvm]

ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

[hzrnvm]

Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair.

ⓘ Fact check: Though the act was partially motivated by desire to repair, this user views it as having more of a sexual connotation.

[hzrnvm]

ok honestly fuck you for real

ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd

[dunmertitty]

texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)

sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)

[dunmertitty]

does someone have this post. i need to see it again

[kuromi-hoemie]

[haystarlight]

[cactuskat]

one of the funniest versions of this

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[lesser-flamingo]

fuuuuuuuuuck the ghoul is offering dilemmas now

[nevert-the-guy]

WE WON!

[indigosfindings]

reblogging for Woman Wednesday

[indigosfindings]

reblogging for Transgender Thursday

[indigosfindings]

reblogging for Female Friday

[indigosfindings]

reblogging for Sister Saturday

[indigosfindings]

reblogging for She/her Sunday

[indigosfindings]

reblogging for Maiden Monday

[indigosfindings]

reblogging for Thischaracterisatranswoman Tuesday

[indigosfindings]

reblogging for Transgender Day Of Vivibility

[420technoblazeit]

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

[420technoblazeit]

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now

[pissvortex]

[sexybritishllama]

THE mechanic of all time possibly

[uredrunk]

[nakanotamu]

[oliviawebsite]

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

[effemimaniac]

I wouldn't hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

[nyancrimew]

i don't really get why it matters if he's circumcized or not