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shark vs the universe
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Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from Canada
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@chintzwife
the fact the new series of hypothetical isn’t allowed to talk about the pandemic just in case people forget it happened is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
Watch me scheduling this to be re-reblogged in two years for obvious reasons that I might forget in that time.
#denmark i’m BEGGING you
"in the future, boys and girls will be next to impossible to tell apart. even in bed."
-- david byrne
trainspotting (1996) starring ewan mcgregor, directed by danny boyle
things that are scary that you just have to get over at some point
being wrong (as distinct from)
other people having different opinions from you (as distinct from)
minor disagreements
the eternal uncertainty caused by living in a universe where luck exists (e.g. Just Anything could happen to you for no reason)
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i've had this list open for so long but i can't think of anything else
i sorta feel like most other fears are kind of fine to have
oh like spiders i guess
i thought of another one!!!
having agency (bc then if you make a mistake it's your fault)
Anyone got that quote about how modern authors deserve so much credit for writing anything when there's a world of distractions available and older authors who had nothing more entertaining to do except eat mutton deserve comparatively little credit
I think about that quote every time I sit down to write
In definitely unrelated news it's taken me all afternoon to write seven hundred words
That's the one!
does anyone have that freaking quote about how writers today have it way harder because back in the day charles dickens' only other options than writing were to eat unseasoned mutton and attend a public hanging?
*that one kid in your class voice* if destiel goes canon 15 times we get to take control of the show
he needs enrichment
horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth
Happened to glance over at my coworker and her phone was at just the right angle and she is ON TUMBLR. what if we have reblogged each other and don't know it.
LMAO????
i love this post so much this is 10 minutes away from where i live and just out of frame is an absolutely dilapidated YMCA. that’s my target!!!!!
you live in italy?
i cooka da pizza
Medievalists speculate that the wound, pictured as a slit in Jesus’s side emitting blood and clear liquid, led some mystics to imagine other bodily slits that emanate blood and clear fluids. [...] Additionally, the blood of Jesus’s wounds is said to bring forth life; likewise, life is brought forth through the blood-discharging female sexual organ.
The idea of Jesus’s side wound being like a womb then led to artists showing a female — either baby or adult — being birthed from that wound. The birthed human is the Church, born through the life-giving blood of the Son of God … delivered through Jesus’s vagina. Jesus, then, becomes gender non-binary, bearing both male and female sexual organs.
Jesus’s Vagina: A Medieval Meditation // Emily Swan
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now
they said if i do it three times i can change your blog password
i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.
there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.
i say idgaf and then im still dreaming about my childhood best friend
