That aint me

Updog personal blog I mostly like and reblog stuff here don't worry about iuT

[sparrowlucero]

is it just me or is all online discussion about any piece of media at least 23% people who haven't actually watched the thing and just read tumblr posts about it

[ilajue]

smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

[ilajue]

hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy

[ilajue]

showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function

[ilajue]

i misspelled hindrance real bad, guys

[ilajue]

this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I've been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I'm somebody's autistic dad

[ilajue]

pov i turn to you in between sets

[ilajue]

yeah no sorry I can't go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I'm just nosey

[ilajue]

no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america

[ilajue]

listen I'm sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn't there umm no I'm not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I've been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn't stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas

[ilajue]

pov you are my captive audience

[tacodemuerte]

art discourse on twitter i sso funny...what do you mean you can't draw for yourselF?? YOU CAN"T DRAW A GUY IN A NOTEBOOK WITHOUT SHARING IT? DO YOU HAVE VISION... WHAT DO YOU SAY WITH YOUR ART? NOTHING! ALL U WANT IS TO GAIN

[ariadne-mouse]

"your shoulders are beautiful and you're beautiful" "you're a regular guy you can be in a space" and other positive affirmations

[chipotlesux]

My heart is broken and I can’t help but feel so much guilt about what happened to Renee Good.

At the same time it’s not lost on me that it took a white person being shot for some people to give a fuck.

[pukicho]

I'm just an ugly homunculus who happens to enjoy the finer things in life

[dailytenkoappreciation]

Guys lets all accept being chopped and unc and enjoy life

[pukicho]

I know I just called myself an ugly homunculus but don't lump me in with you

[budgetmoth]

Group hug.

[shiki21]

ねぇねぇ、出して？

[chipotlesux]

Happy Friday guys

[chipotlesux]

Happy thanksgiving

[thedorkdionysia]

[brucebocchi]

[brucebocchi]

[miamitu-illust]

Power meets Izutsumi the cat devil. Together they completely decimate the local wildlife..

I think they'd get along well :)

[toskarin]

nuanced fortune to you, traveller

[toskarin]

may all kinds of shit happen

[the-muppet-joker]

I hate suppressing these urges... might give into the darkness for a measly moment and write you all the smut you've been craving. And yes... it will feature my Muppet Love and his Clown Prince...

[purpleglep]

purple glep 😧

[the-muppet-joker]

Look away, Purple Glep

[applesformyworms]

romanticizing the Pale by putting it in his eyes

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[omegaverse]

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

[moonmangarrett]

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

[omegaverse]

Hi garrett

[hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva]

happy birthday garrett

[garmbreak1]

happy birthday garrett

[rainbowfoam]

Happy birthday garrett

[jadasakura]

Happy birthday garrett

[rattyrattington]

Happy birthday Garrett

[balaclava-trismegistus]

pepe le pew is back and hornier than ever, and now exclusively has period sex #femenist

[frogluvr2000]

what’s black and white and red all over …

[balaclava-trismegistus]

His weird little femenist skunk cock

[intersectingparadigms]