The Little Caesar's Mascot Wants Me So Bad

kira they/them Trans Rights are Human Rights Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Terfs dnfuckingi.

[pukicho]

I just saw a beta chud suckjack fuck chudster larper cross the street and get ripped to shreds by animals of all species

[pukicho]

He lived for one nanosecond

[pukicho]

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

[superhero-justice]

He is not.

[pukicho]

I'm trying to remain optimistic

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[pukicho]

Any relationship advice?

Yeah, my old-ass grandma always tells me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[unstickyhunter]

On it, chief.

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

[bluwubewwy]

The reliable mutual has liked your post

The mysterious pervert has reblogged your post

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[areallycoolanduniqueusername]

please explain how this is four words and not 13

[pukicho]

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

[kittybroker]

weird black hole??? orb of some sort?? vague catlike ball.

Hmm... unusual orb from the void dimension now coming in for the strange price of only $9.50!

[importantcatpics]

[kittybroker]

The ever-wonderous cabbit bouncing onto the market for only $11.87!

[oneheadtoanother]

[wizard-email]

For people mad in the notes, this is obviously not a mass-produced product

[mozukumi]

The full interview with the creators is really interesting. Of note (emphasis mine):

Xun started vaping last year, she said, as a way to begin the process of quitting cigarettes. She also has a "bunch of friends who vape," many of whom "are very attached to their vapes." But she's not naive about vaping's well-documented risks, and began to wonder if "gamifying" her nicotine use might help her disincentivize it. In the first iteration of the project, hitting the vape would actually murder the digital pet, and thus would ideally work to guilt-trip the user into not inhaling. "There's a big trend of parental locking yourself," Camacho added. "I'm locked out of certain apps behind a password that Rebecca knows, so I don't scroll Instagram too much. It would be cool if you could have that for nicotine." But then, explained Xun, Camacho "found this Stupid Hackathon. And we were like, it'd be kind of funnier to be evil."

[ospreyonthemoon]

Ok that IS kind of funnier. Good for them

[pukicho]

Okay man.

[pukicho]

The brass section is here

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

Saxophone is a woodwind actually

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

Wait no you obviously know that. I’ve listened to all your music. Excellent engagement bait, very well played.

[pukicho]

Yep, all part of the plan.

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[dreadfulman]

Placing misogyny as an inherent trait of men/masculinity is just another form of "boys will be boys" btw. You cannot ever meaningfully hold misogynists accountable if you treat it as an inherent trait of their identify and not bigotry they are willfully perpetuating.